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jeff carbine
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I make cool stuff for the internet. https://carbine.co | https://premm.io
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My state rep on Trombone #SLC
June 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Get up, Stand up…Standup for your right! #nokings Salt Lake City, UT
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So my kids started referring to me as "Master" recently.

As someone who worked hard for it, I told them they could only keep doing it if they used the whole honorific.

So now they refer to me as "Pokémon Master."
April 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
there's sometimes no better feeling than being fired by a problem client

like yes thank you for solving the problem, which was you
March 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Xochi is a soot sprite
March 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
the only kids whose photos I'm okay posting to the internet
March 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I had one annoying problem with my framework that was making development difficult

I'm proud to say that one week later and hundreds of lines of code later, I now have 12 major problems with my framework.
January 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Balam is over this whole "New Year" thing
January 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
New thing I learned today: when passing a method to an object, the bind.(this) only works if you defined the method with a function declaration as opposed to a lambda.
December 7, 2024 at 1:01 AM
the worst time to learn how to stress test a website is three hours after you learn why you need to stress test a website
December 6, 2024 at 7:35 AM
thanks to my wife i now know this is what i look like when i am reading. rbf but the r is for reading.
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 AM