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Archie McPhee
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We make weird! Archie McPhee's famous toys and novelties are available from shops around the world, on http://mcphee.com, and at our Seattle store - home of the Rubber Chicken Museum.
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Merry Christmas Frogs are dressed for the holidays, but the spirit might not be quite there.
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A festive set of four rain frog figurines dressed for Christmas. The figures include one wearing a Santa hat and holding a gift, another with reindeer antlers, and one in a sweater holding a candy cane. The packaging features a holiday-themed background with decorations. The product is called "Merry Christmas Frogs"
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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They are delightfully orange.
Plastic orange goldfish arranged in an appealing way on a printed water backdrop.
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Get 20% off all our candy canes if you order before midnight PST on Sunday! Includes Salmon, Pickle and Chicken Soup flavored candy canes! Online only sale.
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A box of Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes, featuring orange and white striped candy canes, is displayed alongside an illustration of a salmon. The packaging prominently features the product name and a graphic of the fish. These taste like salmon.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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New item! Camping Frogs! These frogs are happy to get away from it all.
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Four rain frog figurines dressed in camping gear, gathered around a small campfire. The frogs are holding various camping items, such as a walking stick and mugs, with a natural backdrop. The text says, "CAMPING FROGS
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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New item! Bigfoot Back Scratcher!
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Text says, "Bigfoot Back Scratcher" and below is an extendable back scratcher that has Bigfoot's foot on the end to do the scratching. Man using Bigfoot Backscratcher to scratch his back. The foot is turned sideways, instead of using the nails to scratch.
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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New item! Itty Bitty Goldfish!
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A bag of 10 tiny orange goldfish.
July 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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New item! Meditating Venus Flytrap! Carnivorous mindfulness!
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A venus flytrap figure with an open mouth. The leaves are arranged in such a way that it appears to be meditating in its pot.
July 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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New items! Liquid Cats! Kitty looks solid, but can be liquid under some circumstances.
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Three cat figures squished into bowls. They are collectible toys. The text says "Liquid Cats"
July 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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New item! Axolotl Bath Toy! It's like a rubber duck, but it's an axolotl.
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A light pink rubber axolotl toy floats in soapy water, surrounded by bubbles against a soft pink background.
July 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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New item! Finger Shrimp! World's greatest prawn finger puppet!

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Two hands, each with a shrimp-shaped finger puppet on the tip of a finger. One is light orange and one is dark orange. Text says, "Finger Shrimp"
July 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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New item! Fidget Intestines! This fidget toy is filled with pink liquid and sparkly food particles!
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A fidget toy shaped like intestines. It is filled with pink liquid and food particles.
July 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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New item! Capybara in a Peanut!
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A toy peanut car driven by a capybara with an orange on its head.
May 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Your hand is the tree and these cute squirrels live on the finger branches.
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A hand with four finger puppets designed to resemble squirrels, featuring different colors: orange, brown, and gray. The background consists of greenery.
March 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick the Nose Finger Puppet!
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A person's hand is shown holding a novelty finger puppet shaped like a nose. The text above reads "NOSE FINGER PUPPETS."
March 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Our new Corn Multi-Tool is the cob for the job!
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A corn-shaped multi-tool by Archie McPhee, featuring eight bits. The packaging states "Industrial Strength," and includes a drawing of a smiling corn cob wearing overalls. A real multi-tool in the shape of an ear of corn is shown in the foreground.
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The original Handicorn!
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A hand with the parts of a unicorn on the fingers, effectively turning it into a unicorn. It is walking on grass with a rainbow in the background.
March 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Our Alien Hand Finger Puppets glow in the dark just like the real thing.
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Two hands facing palms out stick out from the bottom of the screen. Every finger has a glowing knobby, green alien hand finger puppet on the tip. The background is purple.
March 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Is it a bat finger puppet or a vampire finger puppet in bat form? The choice is yours!
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A finger puppet shaped like a bat is shown, placed on a person's finger against a backdrop featuring a large moon and a starry night sky decorated with crescent moons.
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A box of tiny city critters? We all know someone who needs this.
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A box labeled "Tiny Box of City Critters" contains four miniature animal figurines: a raccoon, a squirrel, an opossum, and a rat.
March 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Yeah, we have a crowned snail figure. Why do you ask?
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A whimsical snail figurine with a yellow and brown spiral shell, wearing a small crown on its head.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Our Bigfoot Basecamp has everything you need to live out your dream of having a Bigfoot encounter.
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A toy set titled "Bigfoot Basecamp" featuring miniature figures and accessories, including Bigfoot, a camper, a campfire, a tent, picnic table, and several trees. The items are displayed in a transparent box.
March 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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When I feel threatened, I pull out my Tiny Box of Werewolves.
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A small packaging labeled "Tiny Box of Werewolves" contains three miniature werewolf figurines. Each figure has a different pose, featuring furry bodies, distinct facial expressions, and various styles of shorts.
March 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Get a Tiny Box of Snails to put in your pocket.
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A colorful box titled "Tiny Box of Snails" contains three small, plastic snail figures in various colors: one orange, one green, and another with a yellow-orange shell. The box features a cartoon snail illustration.
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Itty Bitty Crowns are the perfect headwear for a tiny king.
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A set of 12 tiny crowns in a gold color. There is a package of them in the background. On the package it says, Itty Bitty Crowns and there is a mouse in a crown.
March 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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We're having a sale on Yodelling Pickles! Only $9.95! It's just as ridiculous, just temporarily less expensive.

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A green electronic pickle with a button. There is a world balloon with "Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!" in it. Behind the pickle is the same pickle in its package.
March 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM