M Cortez
@mcortez.net
I write across genre about place and power for all the borderwalking weirdos out there. Creative work @ mcortez.net. Public theory @deceleration.news
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he is a comedian with a highly absurdist style…so trust me he would LOVE the thought of his urethra deep fried and eaten in a dream
StylSo
styl.so
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
he is a comedian with a highly absurdist style…so trust me he would LOVE the thought of his urethra deep fried and eaten in a dream
the best part of this dream for me is knowing eric andre would also find it really fkin funny
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the best part of this dream for me is knowing eric andre would also find it really fkin funny
the only one he could find was about being “not straight”: “Not Straight Off Of North Main” (the strip where all the gay clubs are). So he had to design one himself on zazzle dot com
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
the only one he could find was about being “not straight”: “Not Straight Off Of North Main” (the strip where all the gay clubs are). So he had to design one himself on zazzle dot com
ok good...i'm doing it right finally
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
ok good...i'm doing it right finally
it was extremely chewy rubbery and also issued a disgusting crunch btwn my teeth. ewww i said, and spit it out. what IS that? turns out it was eric andre’s deep fried urethra.
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
it was extremely chewy rubbery and also issued a disgusting crunch btwn my teeth. ewww i said, and spit it out. what IS that? turns out it was eric andre’s deep fried urethra.
i knew i wanted ribs, then tentatively took something that looked like deep fried garden snake. it was long and stringy and batter fried. when i retrieved it i noticed it wasn’t one long strand but two kind of fused together. i took a bite to see if i liked it…i’d never had snake…and
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i knew i wanted ribs, then tentatively took something that looked like deep fried garden snake. it was long and stringy and batter fried. when i retrieved it i noticed it wasn’t one long strand but two kind of fused together. i took a bite to see if i liked it…i’d never had snake…and
just woke up fr a dream in which I stood in front of a platter of diff grilled/bbqed meats (ribs, shrimp) at my parents’ old house trying to make a selection. everything looked weird and not very meaty…organ meats, stuff w shells or gristle like crustaceans and trilobytes and crickets n shit...
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
just woke up fr a dream in which I stood in front of a platter of diff grilled/bbqed meats (ribs, shrimp) at my parents’ old house trying to make a selection. everything looked weird and not very meaty…organ meats, stuff w shells or gristle like crustaceans and trilobytes and crickets n shit...
like: if my kid could do the multi-step, proactive follow-thru required to sign up for saturday school, he probably wouldn't need saturday school to begin with. like just let us show up and pay at the door, jfc.
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
like: if my kid could do the multi-step, proactive follow-thru required to sign up for saturday school, he probably wouldn't need saturday school to begin with. like just let us show up and pay at the door, jfc.