McNuggs
@mcnuggs.bsky.social
Future disembodied voice. 2.9 GPA graduate (dum-laude). Elon Musk financial advisor (non-fiduciary).
Really his greatest hits
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Really his greatest hits
I buy the solo seat as a real person. Oh to see their face when they get in there
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I buy the solo seat as a real person. Oh to see their face when they get in there
I know it’s a bot probably but I like the idea some intern does this all day
February 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I know it’s a bot probably but I like the idea some intern does this all day
Perfect MLA formatting there
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Perfect MLA formatting there
Unusual for normal humans but very usual for Donald Trump
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Unusual for normal humans but very usual for Donald Trump
I sent a memo to upper management to “turn the degrees up”, will blind CC you
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I sent a memo to upper management to “turn the degrees up”, will blind CC you
His supporters will be like “yeah you should make money!!” As they live last paycheck to last paycheck
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
His supporters will be like “yeah you should make money!!” As they live last paycheck to last paycheck
His little SS suits have to be tailor made right? They don’t mass produce them in teen sizes
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
His little SS suits have to be tailor made right? They don’t mass produce them in teen sizes
Lower his glasses and vote against the needs of the people again
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Lower his glasses and vote against the needs of the people again
I remember being proud MN picked him over trump but turns out he was no better
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I remember being proud MN picked him over trump but turns out he was no better
Hiring incompetence has increased compliance but also… incompetence
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Hiring incompetence has increased compliance but also… incompetence
New “I frew up” just dropped
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
New “I frew up” just dropped
But it doesn’t feeeeel like it though and you can trust um “cat turd’s” gut
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
But it doesn’t feeeeel like it though and you can trust um “cat turd’s” gut
Imagine if the used car dealer could just take money from your bank and maybe give you the car for their own profit
January 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Imagine if the used car dealer could just take money from your bank and maybe give you the car for their own profit
That reads like an appropriate and well thought out poem, couldn’t put it better myself. More people needs to realize this
January 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
That reads like an appropriate and well thought out poem, couldn’t put it better myself. More people needs to realize this
All preference! Totally right it’s super versatile
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
All preference! Totally right it’s super versatile
I never washed my rice before and changed to doing so, if you’re not already it makes a big difference
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I never washed my rice before and changed to doing so, if you’re not already it makes a big difference
She looks like AI slop for “bankrupt government stooge”
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
She looks like AI slop for “bankrupt government stooge”
No one smiled like that drinking yuengling
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
No one smiled like that drinking yuengling
Imagine being able to just lose 77 billion dollars and keep your job
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Imagine being able to just lose 77 billion dollars and keep your job
So the “what was she wearing” BS repackaged
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
So the “what was she wearing” BS repackaged
Oh yeah highscoolers using correct grammar from the rip is dubious lol
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Oh yeah highscoolers using correct grammar from the rip is dubious lol