If we won’t even allow children the opportunity to overcome trying to get the straw out of the plastic wrap and in the pouch how can they overcome other obstacles on their way to becoming productive members of society? What are we even doing…

Are we not even allowing children the unfiltered joy (or sometimes frustration) of putting that straw in the little hole in the pouch and squeezing to get that nice, cold, delicious nectar of the gods that is Capri Sun in your mouth? Now they have resealable bottles?

I watched the replay of this game on ESPN & ESPN2 countless times. “I’m gonna be sick”…

Ok. I thought I was missing out on something there

Premium? There’s something other than regular bukkake?

Gobble gobble…

@edsbs.bsky.social are we even ready for tomorrow?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

See he could solve this really quick if he called Donkeymind Finacial and then maybe he could do some 🎵podcast business🎵

This is becoming one of my favorite podcasts to listen to. I don’t know what took me so long to start.

My heart and stomach can’t take you doing another Donald taking someone out on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I laughed so hard a few weeks ago

At least he’ll always have his fam-ily…

I wonder what his search and browser history looks like…you know what, never mind. I have no desire to meet Chris Hanson…