MCFC Salt Miner
@mcfcsaltmine.bsky.social
He/Him. British/American depending on mood.
Noisy Neighbors said I was funny once. A long time ago.
Noisy Neighbors said I was funny once. A long time ago.
He's only just now heard the slogan?!
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
He's only just now heard the slogan?!
John Wayne and John Inman.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
John Wayne and John Inman.
On the plus side think of all those taxes he didn't have to pay while his sawmill was in business!
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
On the plus side think of all those taxes he didn't have to pay while his sawmill was in business!
You'd think his top general would be useful in Ukraine because it seems like they've got pretty shit ones there.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You'd think his top general would be useful in Ukraine because it seems like they've got pretty shit ones there.
Isak played LFC for fools.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Isak played LFC for fools.
I mean you'd have to watch just to see how that's going to work. I don't want to but I must.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I mean you'd have to watch just to see how that's going to work. I don't want to but I must.
Groceries?
a man with a beard says now that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time
ALT: a man with a beard says now that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Groceries?
Something IS Marmite, there's no "might be".
Now to get really British say something "does exactly what it says on the tin".
Now to get really British say something "does exactly what it says on the tin".
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Something IS Marmite, there's no "might be".
Now to get really British say something "does exactly what it says on the tin".
Now to get really British say something "does exactly what it says on the tin".
Wendy "paid her own way" so why is she worried? Her daughter can pay her own way too!
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Wendy "paid her own way" so why is she worried? Her daughter can pay her own way too!
As a young man I always had vodka in my freezer and chocolate in my fridge. Today's youth could probably do without the vodka but the chocolate stands.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
As a young man I always had vodka in my freezer and chocolate in my fridge. Today's youth could probably do without the vodka but the chocolate stands.
Charters gonna charter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Charters gonna charter.
Definition of undroppable.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Definition of undroppable.
I have two greyhounds so I'm used to people complimenting my dogs but nothing prepared me for taking my mother-in-law's Basset to get her nails clipped.
Everybody loves a Basset Hound and if they don't it's because they're wrong.
Everybody loves a Basset Hound and if they don't it's because they're wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I have two greyhounds so I'm used to people complimenting my dogs but nothing prepared me for taking my mother-in-law's Basset to get her nails clipped.
Everybody loves a Basset Hound and if they don't it's because they're wrong.
Everybody loves a Basset Hound and if they don't it's because they're wrong.
I remember being told I looked like Keanu Reeves. I don't think that's holding up as I age.
And he doesn't.
And he doesn't.
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I remember being told I looked like Keanu Reeves. I don't think that's holding up as I age.
And he doesn't.
And he doesn't.
