Col. Andrew McFandrew, Space Force (Ret.) 🫘🇺🇦☸️
@mcfandrew.bsky.social
I'm paying taxes, but what am I buying?
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Every accusation is a confession.
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
I was wondering why I kept seeing all this stuff about the Grammies. I thought yesterday was that football game. Newp. Next week.
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I was wondering why I kept seeing all this stuff about the Grammies. I thought yesterday was that football game. Newp. Next week.
Dropped in on my mom over the weekend and she forgot to switch off Faux News when she answered the door. They were running a whole bit about Ilhan Omar's net worth "allegedly" skyrocketing since her election to the House. If they only spent 1/2 their time reporting on Things That Actually Happened…
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Dropped in on my mom over the weekend and she forgot to switch off Faux News when she answered the door. They were running a whole bit about Ilhan Omar's net worth "allegedly" skyrocketing since her election to the House. If they only spent 1/2 their time reporting on Things That Actually Happened…
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January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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I think I’m going to start a blog reviewing all the incredible taquerias within walking distance of my building. I always have a baseline item on my first visit: chicken tacos with a Piña Jarritos soda. Second visit, I get a specialty.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I think I’m going to start a blog reviewing all the incredible taquerias within walking distance of my building. I always have a baseline item on my first visit: chicken tacos with a Piña Jarritos soda. Second visit, I get a specialty.
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That freeze-frame of Ilhan Omar cockin’ back like she’s ready to drop the guy who attacked her? Hang it in the Louvre.
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
That freeze-frame of Ilhan Omar cockin’ back like she’s ready to drop the guy who attacked her? Hang it in the Louvre.
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You know what would be newsworthy? If Mad King Donald changed his tune. Until then, what’s the point of my knowing every outrageous thing? Call me when he’s dead.
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
You know what would be newsworthy? If Mad King Donald changed his tune. Until then, what’s the point of my knowing every outrageous thing? Call me when he’s dead.
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And I fucking hate the caveats especially "NO CRIMINAL RECORD."
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
And I fucking hate the caveats especially "NO CRIMINAL RECORD."
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
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Scott Adams is dead, long live Gary Larson
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Scott Adams is dead, long live Gary Larson
Dr. Oz shrugs off alcohol consumption as no big deal and then cites the scientifically dubious "blue zones" bullshit as support. #alcohol #sobriety #health #bluezones
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wgntv.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Dr. Oz shrugs off alcohol consumption as no big deal and then cites the scientifically dubious "blue zones" bullshit as support. #alcohol #sobriety #health #bluezones
wgntv.com/news/nationa...
wgntv.com/news/nationa...
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I would use the word "running" advisedly.
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I would use the word "running" advisedly.
Watching The Thin Man Goes Home (1944). Siouxsie Sioux always reminds me of a punk rock Myrna Loy.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Watching The Thin Man Goes Home (1944). Siouxsie Sioux always reminds me of a punk rock Myrna Loy.
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In other news, expecting Trump will distance himself, Greenland has changed its name.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In other news, expecting Trump will distance himself, Greenland has changed its name.
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"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."
A war criminal without a war
It's just murder.
www.publicnotice.co
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."
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I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
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what
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
what
New calligraphic work: "On Resisting ICE and the DHS"
This one is complex enough that I am providing a key to how it's structured, similar to those keys you see that show how a Talmud page is divided up. See the alt for the explanation.
This one is complex enough that I am providing a key to how it's structured, similar to those keys you see that show how a Talmud page is divided up. See the alt for the explanation.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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JD Vance is a walking character flaw
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
JD Vance is a walking character flaw
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The McRib is back, so I am required to link my (now-ancient) McRib story:
The McRib: Enjoy Your Symptom
How McDonald’s strange, seasonal sandwich explains the rest of its menu
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The McRib is back, so I am required to link my (now-ancient) McRib story:
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
October 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Brian Eno has been telling us all, Americans in particular, to wake up to the genocide in Gaza. Here's something I've unearthed from 2014.
www.davidbyrne.com/journal/gaza... #brianeno #gaza #genocide
www.davidbyrne.com/journal/gaza... #brianeno #gaza #genocide
Journal | GAZA AND THE LOSS OF CIVILIZATION
Between the two of them we got to see some harrowing things - Palestinian houses hemmed in by wire mesh and boards to prevent settlers…
www.davidbyrne.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Brian Eno has been telling us all, Americans in particular, to wake up to the genocide in Gaza. Here's something I've unearthed from 2014.
www.davidbyrne.com/journal/gaza... #brianeno #gaza #genocide
www.davidbyrne.com/journal/gaza... #brianeno #gaza #genocide
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I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein