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Brian McFadden
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Dumb cartoonist in Boston. he/him brianmcfadden.org
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I have never used the word "tranche" before, but I have come into possession of a tranche of Epstein emails. This month's Patreon exclusive. www.patreon.com/posts/more-e...
(A redacted email from Jeffrey Epstein to himself.) Subject: Creep Thoughts More Epstein Emails
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Training it to bark, "I'M SOWWY" is a neat trick, but it doesn't mean it. It just wants treats.
A dog with a swollen face getting the medical attention it deserves.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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"TecHNicAlLy, it's ePHebOPhiLiA."
Pet Semetary's Zelda scaring the fuck out of me in the '80s because we had cable and my parents let me watch anything.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Unlike Democrats, I will not cave and will keep offering you affordable healthcare options. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Title in the style of an online health insurance marketplace.) Actually Affordable Health Insurance Plans (panel 2 - A first aid kit with duct tape, oil drum of Neosporin, and a Tiny Tim-esque crutch.) D.I.Y. (All items are subject to the President's tariff whims.) (panel 3 - A person clutching their chest.) Thoughts & Prayers person, "Maybe this will go away on its own" (panel 4 - A kidney on ice in a "Leave a penny..." tray.) Organ Mutual Aid Leave a kidney, take a kidney (panel 5 - A sports betting style.) Med-Duel Place bets on who'll die next and win your next month's premium! (panel 6 - A 119th US Congress pin and a folded suit.) Undercover Plan Disguise yourself as a member of Congress and gain access to their free health care!
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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We're doing different eras, huh? Here's me being annoying online 30 years ago.
I'm at the most '90s computer desk you've ever seen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I could probably scam a few billion by wearing a fleece vest and claiming to have invented a fridge that has a built-in food* replicator.
A bag of packaged ice with an "ICE IS FOOD!" label from the International packaged ice association. All ICE should be this good!
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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It's (East Coast) lunchtime, and Mike Johnson's got you covered. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Mike Johnson holding a food donation box.) Mike Johnson's Food Bank Johnson, "My son monitors its contents, just like my spank bank." (panel 2 - Johnson in a pile of rotten soybeans.) Johnson, "Thanks to our DEAR LEADER'S TARIFFS, we have plenty of soybeans lying around." (panel 3 - Johnson with a single circus peanut.) Johnson, "There's no bread, but we hope you'll enjoy this circus ... peanut." (panel 4 - Johnson carving a shoe.) Johnson, "Why stop at licking ICE's boots? Try eating them! We gave them unlimited funding to buy new ones." (panel 5 - Johnson hanging a sign on a window.) Johnson, "Stretch your meals out by refusing to sit someone at your table." sign, "No Grijalvas Allowed!" (panel 6 - Johnson with a flaming box of files.) Johnson, "And if you're craving something spicy, try our Flamin' Hot Epstein Files."
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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He can add as many slippery floors and sharp edges as he likes. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Title in the top left corner of a White House blueprint with jokes.) White House Renovations (A building with a smokestack) Epstein Files Incinerator (A Bank) Personal Treasury (Formerly Known as U.S. Treasury) (A tacky museum) Presidential Briberary (A helicopter landing pad) Pedo Pad (A ballroom) Ballroom For Dancing on the Constitution (and sex crimes) (A data center) Data Center for mining crypto and posting cringe A.I. videos (A rectangular pit.) Mass Grave for extrajudicial murder victims (A brown pool) Strategic Diarrhea Reserve
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Please don't muddle the winning message that "these guys are weird Nazis, we're not." patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Title on a mock baseball card package.) Young Republicans Trading Cards They're dorky and under-forty! (panel 2 - A dweeb in a bowtie holding a briefcase of "racist jokes.") Bowtie Billy (panel 3 - A pasty guy in a goon cave.) Tugg Miraw (panel 4 - A tradwife covered in babies.) Nancy Natalist (panel 5 - A fella wearing fascist crap.) Ham Porcino (panel 6 - A brain in a jar watching X[Twitter].) X-Pickled Brain
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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It's like having an opinion on the different holes in the Play-Doh extruder. Same stuff, different shape. (Star's the best though!)
A Play-Doh extruder with dies for different shapes.
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The Frog Pond on the Common was hopping this afternoon.
The frog statues at the Boston Common Frog Pond.
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Weather couldn't be better in Boston today.
Crowd at No Kings stage on Boston Common.
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Did a reverse so the people behind me have something to look at.
A drawing of Stephen Miller munching on poo saying, "MMPH...YUMMY!" Text says: Stephen Miller eats turds (with mayonnaise)
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Forgive me, I've been a digital letterer for 16 years.
A sloppy hand painted sign that says "Look up Jury Nullification."
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Behave this weekend. Don't want to give them an excuse to do anything they're already doing. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Title above a fancy note taped to a brick.) Protestiquette note, How to Demonstrate with Decorum (panel 2 - An elegant protest sign.) Use polite and formal language to address your grievances. sign, "To Whom It May Concern: Knock it off, please. Sincerely" (panel 3 - The Ikea instructions guy building a table with a slogan on it.) To avoid making a fuss, exercise your right to peaceably assemble furniture instead. PROTEST table, "Abolish ICE" [With umlauts and a ring above the "A"] (panel 4 - A close up of a fist with a pinky extended.) Add a touch of class to the class war by putting your pbrbbbinky Up when your fist is up. (panel 5 - A molotov cocktail with an olive in it and no rag or flame.) Instead of damaging property, quench your oppressor's thirst with a handmade MOLOTOLIVE COCKTAIL. (panel 6 - A bloody thank you note.) Follow up with a thank you note after the police brutalize you. note, "Thank you for violating my rights."
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Pretend you're a NYT editor and collect 'em all! (Now up for patrons, elsewhere later.) www.patreon.com/posts/young-...
(panel 1 - Title on a mock baseball card package.) Young Republicans Trading Cards They're dorky and under-forty!
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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RIP, man.
Scott Bakula in glam rock make up in the Quantum Leap episode, "Glitter Rock."
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Supplies are limited. Get your protest costume today! patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Title in a Spirit Halloween banner featuring an inflatable frog costume.) Protest Costumes (panel 2 - An inflatable pig costume as an angel.) Good Pig pig, "You're going to Pig Hell!" (panel 3 - An inflatable white businessman.) Great Big White Guy businessman, "I'm calling your manager!" (panel 4 - Inflatable lips with legs sticking out.) Kristi's Lips lips, "Sorry, am I making your propaganda photo op look tacky?" (panel 5 - An inflatable hoagie and a hot dog.) Menacing Sandwiches hot dog, "I'm not WITH them!" (panel 6 - Inflatable Stephen Miller head.) Fascist Head head, "You can't stop me! I'm the acting president's head!"
October 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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New comic's just posted for patrons. www.patreon.com/posts/protes...
(panel 1 - Title in a Spirit Halloween banner featuring an inflatable frog costume.) Protest Costumes
October 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Norway should make a Nobel prize this big and drop it on ol' He-Still-Ain't-Dead-Yet?
Batman and the Perilous Giant Penny! It's a big penny menacing Bruce.
October 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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The only rich comedian I want to hear from is Rich Hall's Sniglets. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - A poster for a fictitious comedy festival.) Pariah State Comedy Festival Featuring: Lord Edge Dr. Dismembo Man O'Sphere, the misogynist orb Dirty Dan and the Skeeze The Unknown Racist (paper bag Klan hood) Notes App Apology (Sorry I can't be there! After consultation with my friends and family, I decided that while I desperately wanted to cash that fat check, my fans would find out.) Public Ineffectual Steve the Meme The Kush Man (Jared Kushner smoking a blunt) A Parrot that knows slurs A Vague Memory of Someone from the '90s (blurry over retro background) Debatin' Baby Female (wearing a niqab) Fatberg! Severed Head Fred A.I. Comedian That's Incapable of Shame
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Here comes Mr. Autumn Fascist! patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
(panel 1 - Title syled like an autumnal store circular.) ICE-MART Fall FASHions and Accessories (panel 2 - An ICE agent smothered in an oversized scarf.) Cozy Identity-Concealing Scarves (panel 3 - A flannel shirt with a gun and taser in the pockets.) Tactical Flannel (panel 4 - An ICE sniffing a canister of tear gas.) Pumpkin Spice Tear Gas (panel 5 - A decorative gourd with an obvious camera and wires hidden in it.) Surveillance Gourds (panel 6 - An empty gallon jug.) Congressional Budget Cider None for you. For ICE only!
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Who's playing at the Pariah State Comedy Festival?
Comic's up for patrons, who I need because I'm not being paid to go to Riyadh.
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(A poster for a fictitious comedy festival.) Pariah State Comedy Festival
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Astrology is dumb, but rally caps are science.
I'm wearing a Red Sox shirt and my disgusting Red Sox hat inside out.
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Go Sawx, baybee!
Red Sox game on during trivia night at Eugene O'Neil's
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM