Ole' Humbert Brooks is the worst thing about that pap...
Never mind.

Someday you, too, could have the moral fortitude to look upon a years-long rape circus organized by the nation's most powerful elites and declare, "The people upset about this are speaking about it the wrong way."

The staff had to sing to MBS because he told the server it's his birthday? It's the only explanation I can think of for that shirt.

You are Mister Romance Hat.

Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way.

By Ezra Klein

Join us tomorrow for Why Is That G*damn Chair Even There?

This is like the people who claim spicy food lovers are only eating it as a flex.
You don't like it? Great, more for me.

Why you gotta be like this?

Wait, Hobo Johnson is a real celebrity person and not a Frank Capra character?

I, too, am stealing this joke, and throwing a little party at work to show it off.

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