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Jake McCormick
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No self-respecting Minnesotan would take an auto-driving car in snow-covered streets. I’m a transplant and think that’s insane.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Valid. And Browns fans I suppose? I do think there’s a cumulative effect around here with multiple teams suffering similar fates over and over.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This one almost broke the Vikings radio broadcast and it was glorious.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Do they know strip clubs exist? Where they can be fawned over superficially in a way that’ll make them feel loved for the first time?
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The headline “the car will have to learn” is so wild. The first snow around here sends human drivers into brain dead tizzies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hey good news! I had the day I deserved and only drove 10 mph over the speed limit around school zones! Win-win!

You really, really felt validated by this morning's exchange huh?
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That accelerates even more if people tweet "you suck" at them a couple times, because we all know 1 online person = 200k offline people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's always dudes too, I'd be curious to know if they do this stuff to women, but I'm not gonna look into it.

I love giving drivers the business while out on a run or bike ride. One particular pet peeve is a car running a stop sign by trailing behind the driver that has the right-of-way.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM