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McCallMeTheBreeze
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YES BIKES. MTB. BMX. Disc Golf. Rock n Roll. Natty Dread.

(sorry for the cursing)
Sick lunar halo tonight! Biggest ring I’ve seen before!
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Ravens kicker had money on the game right? 😂
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Thanks a lot ravens. Now I have to hear about Aaron fucking Rodgers for another week.
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Cris collinsworth is a tough listen. Somebody tell him to take a breathe before he passes out. He always sounds like he’s currently on the toilet trying to push one out.
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Dealing with all the dumb shit this dumb shit has done is difficult enough.

But to have a whole swath of people(some u actually care about) still clinging to every lie, ready to move the goalposts and call u a “libtard”(mostly because u can spell ur own name) is a whole other set of difficulty.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
We can’t even remotely handle what we’ve got now, why tf r we looking to add more problems nobody cares to solve?
I am so fucking tired of being governed by these sadistic freaks
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
So, the vibe anywhere but here is “oh so now Dems love dictators?”

He said it himself in 2016…he could shoot somebody in the face on live tv and wouldn’t lose one supporter.

Honestly, I don’t even know why we think releasing the Epstein files will change anything either.

*Goalposts moved, again
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If we need to give the police more and more and more money, and they’re so good and great at their job…then why does everybody need a gun to carry around in their waistband “fOr PrOtEcTiOn”? Why tf r we paying these dipshits so much to cruise around in new cars if they can’t even protect us?
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
What’s this thing with nba players wearing shoe colors that r nowhere near their team colors?
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Lakers fans singing “you are my sunshine” to Lebron for his birthday before the pistons game is maybe THE cringiest thing I’ve ever seen. Why that song? Who started that in the arena? Weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I’m so fucking over social media. I have interactions here that truly make me feel like maaayybbe I’m doing something sorta “right”. Then I try to have a genuine moment/interaction literally anywhere else on the internet, and it turns shit show immediately without warning.
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Aside from some Weird Al, which I fully endorse, what’s the best use of an accordion u have ever heard?

Counting Crows - Raining in Baltimore - Live from Hammerstein Ballroom

is IT for me. One of the most beautiful songs i know and highlighted by the accordion.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
‘Well I don’t mind stealing bread,
From the mouths of decadence.

But I can’t feed on the powerless,
When my cup’s already overfilled.’
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The fact that I cannot stream the nfl game on peacock (on mute) while listening to my music on another app over my Bluetooth speaker on my phone at the same time is a huge L for 2025. I got a kid mfers! I don’t have control of my TV!
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’d rather eat one fucking steak than have to wade thru 1,400 AI “art” posts.
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally got the new ride out on a proper forest road cruise to get a little mud on the tires! Man, it’s weird having a new car and such a capable vehicle. Here’s to years of debt! 😂 At least we’re having fun, right?!
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That’s been the deal the whole time…get elected or die in prison. Not only did these fuckwads succeed in stealing an election and evading prison (for now), but they’ve also become billionaires off of all the open grifting. But when ur constituents r this stupid, why not, right?
Seems to me this is a pathetic exhortation but an air-tight confession of guilt
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m so fucking sick of Snoop Dogg.
Went to a Christmas dinner with my MIL side…90% older, conservative, white folks…they saw a commercial (imagine that) with snoop and went around the room raving about how much they love him…that he’s a ‘family man’…’he just loves his family!’. 😂😂
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love holidays and seeing family, but dammit, I’ve got so much sports to catch up on! 😂

Somebody catch me up on what’s happened since last week…nfl? nba? whatever else?
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Lego seems like they’re having a big year, no? I’ve seen like ten people, including myself who’ve gotten Lego sets as gifts.
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Merry Christmas to all that celebrate!🎄 It was 75 degrees here, so far from a white Christmas. 😂 But a heck of a nice day nonetheless. How bout a little peace on earth? ✌️☮️ 🌎
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When it’s 70 degrees on Christmas Eve, there’s really only one logical solution.
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m a “buy gifts throughout the year” kinda guy.

My wife, however, is a “start shopping on Dec. 20th” kinda gal.

She is currently anxiety inducingly, frenzy wrapping all the gifts.
a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm fine on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm fine on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Update on the giant hunk of metal in the river:

Some volunteers hiked in and muscled the ball of metal up onto the bank, so at least it can’t disappear next time we get a heavy rain. Next step is figuring out how to cut this thing down enough to b hiked back out, piece by piece. 😳
December 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Dammit, I think I’m done buying JBL speakers. This is the third one that is malfunctioning after like a year. They sound amazing and that’s y I keep buying them. But damn, if they’re only built to last one year, there’s bound to b a better option.

Best home/lite travel BT speaker?? Hit me with it.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM