What the actual fuck is this sentence?

/r/simpsonshitposting is cooking rn

Sometimes that all you can get.

I do think the shut down has broken his brain. He's gonna do something stupid like burning any remaining capital to destroy the filibuster just because he now sees it as thing that annoyed him once.

This is devastating news for New Jersey considering ShopRites have entire aisles just for pasta.

The idiots are going to face plant into single payer, and that will be nice at least.

The writers leaned so hard into "synthesis is the best ending" and the fan based really fucking hated that. So naturally they'll go back to it.

Yeah, Clear and Present Danger is a bit too on the nose at this point.

Homeboy is still traumatized from the one time a Mets fan was mean to him on the Subway in the 90s.

Adams is a terrible mayor and I would never vote for Sliwa, but I'll be damned they are very entertaining in a very New York way.

Sliwa should be appointed the Inspector General of stray cats and Adams Leperchaun Catcher so we can keep em around.

Someone tell Rocker that the City is already full of halal carts and they're fucking awesome.