Matthew Beswick
@mbeswick.bsky.social
Writer, director, actor...but finance officer is the one that pays the bills.
This was actually one of my issues with Superman. I don't want GotG films with DC character skins. I love the second GotG film in particular but the Superman/Supergirl films need a different identity
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This was actually one of my issues with Superman. I don't want GotG films with DC character skins. I love the second GotG film in particular but the Superman/Supergirl films need a different identity
Now I'm imagining you in a Donkey Kong outfit
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Now I'm imagining you in a Donkey Kong outfit
It's that time of year
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's that time of year
I remember a taxi driver telling me how he used to beat up this gay guy when he was at school as if he deserved a reward for no longer doing that. My only response was this:
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I remember a taxi driver telling me how he used to beat up this gay guy when he was at school as if he deserved a reward for no longer doing that. My only response was this:
I really think those 'end of year' music lists discriminate against neurodivergent people because I can obsessively listen to one album or even one song on repeat for months
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I really think those 'end of year' music lists discriminate against neurodivergent people because I can obsessively listen to one album or even one song on repeat for months
The two genders:
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The two genders:
Is there a TV show or film in any best of lists that's totally devastating this year? I want to experience Nora's story in the first season of The Leftovers like it was the first time kind of vibe.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is there a TV show or film in any best of lists that's totally devastating this year? I want to experience Nora's story in the first season of The Leftovers like it was the first time kind of vibe.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
I'm thrilled that Triangle, a film I have been raving about for 15 years, has appeared on a 'best of' list for films that take place on water.
It really is a great horror/thriller
It really is a great horror/thriller
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'm thrilled that Triangle, a film I have been raving about for 15 years, has appeared on a 'best of' list for films that take place on water.
It really is a great horror/thriller
It really is a great horror/thriller
I feel very comfortable calling Caravaggio queer as it happens
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I feel very comfortable calling Caravaggio queer as it happens
Drop something WHITE ❄️🐇🤍🦢🦴
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Drop something WHITE ❄️🐇🤍🦢🦴
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
Guys, what if we bought phrenology back?
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Guys, what if we bought phrenology back?
I think I know what they scored on the quiz!
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I think I know what they scored on the quiz!
I think all columnists should aspire to be columnists in the vein of Adrian Chlies
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I think all columnists should aspire to be columnists in the vein of Adrian Chlies
Keir Starmer after a long day:
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Keir Starmer after a long day:
One of these men is a hero and the other is in court for sexually abusing women and girls. Unfortunately for Reform it's not the way round they're hoping
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One of these men is a hero and the other is in court for sexually abusing women and girls. Unfortunately for Reform it's not the way round they're hoping
Reminds me of this comic 😂
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Reminds me of this comic 😂
Words matter people!
Gushes about his wife - wholesome
Gushes over his wife - pron
Gushes about his wife - wholesome
Gushes over his wife - pron
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Words matter people!
Gushes about his wife - wholesome
Gushes over his wife - pron
Gushes about his wife - wholesome
Gushes over his wife - pron
Me when I want everyone to leave my fancy dress Halloween party at the end of the night
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me when I want everyone to leave my fancy dress Halloween party at the end of the night
if you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
if you see this, post 4 female characters you love
And the kicker is the leg of ham was more intelligent than Sonia
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
And the kicker is the leg of ham was more intelligent than Sonia
Did they get upset because there were flavours other than white vanilla available?
October 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Did they get upset because there were flavours other than white vanilla available?