StupidApocalypse
@mbdangerboy.bsky.social
Official sock puppet for The End of American Democracy (such as it was).
Thom once again wakes up to a non-binary World, throws in some quotes, neologisms, maybe data and (un)justifies that reverence having an heiress spouse buys. What to call it? We call it “growing up,” Thom. Look at the mess your set has made.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thom once again wakes up to a non-binary World, throws in some quotes, neologisms, maybe data and (un)justifies that reverence having an heiress spouse buys. What to call it? We call it “growing up,” Thom. Look at the mess your set has made.
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Because having his mere putrescence in our lives every fucking day is not humiliation ritual enough…
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Because having his mere putrescence in our lives every fucking day is not humiliation ritual enough…
An AI simulation wants to forever taint your love of Elvis Costello.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
An AI simulation wants to forever taint your love of Elvis Costello.
But back to headline: NOW Thornebrooke notices? Has he never had an EP evangelist on his driveway? Never read his paper? How did he make it past the paper’s flag? There must be a name for this phenomenon… The William Kristol Effect?
October 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
But back to headline: NOW Thornebrooke notices? Has he never had an EP evangelist on his driveway? Never read his paper? How did he make it past the paper’s flag? There must be a name for this phenomenon… The William Kristol Effect?
What took #EpochTimes so long to signal their role as STATE MEDIA? Most apocalyptic cults fall under we’re-all-gonna-die or suck-up-to-papa-gonna-save-us. Deerpark all ready has a king whose teachings are all over the map. Sorry my gay brothers and sisters, straights only at Li’s apocalypse.
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What took #EpochTimes so long to signal their role as STATE MEDIA? Most apocalyptic cults fall under we’re-all-gonna-die or suck-up-to-papa-gonna-save-us. Deerpark all ready has a king whose teachings are all over the map. Sorry my gay brothers and sisters, straights only at Li’s apocalypse.
Grok this: did they stop lobotomizing Herr Musk’s etoy?
October 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Grok this: did they stop lobotomizing Herr Musk’s etoy?
It’s a trap if the recent past is any indication.
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It’s a trap if the recent past is any indication.
Just a reminder…
September 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just a reminder…
The US can’t recognize Kirk as a white supremacist for the same reason you can’t spot the snow leopard. It’s part of the scenery until it kills you.
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The US can’t recognize Kirk as a white supremacist for the same reason you can’t spot the snow leopard. It’s part of the scenery until it kills you.
Poor Raytheon. Rocket flat sad.
September 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Poor Raytheon. Rocket flat sad.
What happens when they run out of bad guys. That wasn’t a fucking question.
August 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What happens when they run out of bad guys. That wasn’t a fucking question.
Nothing a reality edit can’t fix. Kkkaroline will see to that. Btw, how does one get to be so evil so young without getting caught stomping puppies at Jesus Camp?
August 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Nothing a reality edit can’t fix. Kkkaroline will see to that. Btw, how does one get to be so evil so young without getting caught stomping puppies at Jesus Camp?
Ghislain Maxwell transcripts released: no surprises.
August 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ghislain Maxwell transcripts released: no surprises.
Texas had not even passed the NEW gerrymandered map before CA residents received their first mailers from concerned (BILLIONAIRE) citizens worried that Dems would respond. They’d better, or it’s over. Btw, Munger has spent $78M on his politics. Not yours.
August 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Texas had not even passed the NEW gerrymandered map before CA residents received their first mailers from concerned (BILLIONAIRE) citizens worried that Dems would respond. They’d better, or it’s over. Btw, Munger has spent $78M on his politics. Not yours.
“Max’mmm… cru— cruuhlty.
…an’ max’mumm juss—jusstishhh… hic… yehhh.”
…an’ max’mumm juss—jusstishhh… hic… yehhh.”
August 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Max’mmm… cru— cruuhlty.
…an’ max’mumm juss—jusstishhh… hic… yehhh.”
…an’ max’mumm juss—jusstishhh… hic… yehhh.”
Trump has ordered the feds to surge in DC alleging rampant crime. I have obtained surveillance of the source.
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump has ordered the feds to surge in DC alleging rampant crime. I have obtained surveillance of the source.
Fuck you, Chuck. You’re not gonna do anything but impotently whine. Step aside. Any money thrown your way is wasted.
August 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fuck you, Chuck. You’re not gonna do anything but impotently whine. Step aside. Any money thrown your way is wasted.
Just a reminder: Speaker Mike Johnson is a “Christian.” He was even the Ark Encounter lawyer. Yeah, I know that’s fake—the ark I mean.
July 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just a reminder: Speaker Mike Johnson is a “Christian.” He was even the Ark Encounter lawyer. Yeah, I know that’s fake—the ark I mean.
Wake the fuck up. They’re not joking.
July 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wake the fuck up. They’re not joking.
Note how Gabbard signals competence, authority, clerical purity with her choice of attire. Now snap the fuck out of it. She’s evil.
July 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Note how Gabbard signals competence, authority, clerical purity with her choice of attire. Now snap the fuck out of it. She’s evil.
Which cult leader wore it better? Mind you, Wayne Newton was in a movie.
July 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Which cult leader wore it better? Mind you, Wayne Newton was in a movie.
NY Times Opinion continues to be variations of “Democrats in Disarray” despite Rising Fascism by a Pedophile Oligarchic Regime. Govt weaponization hearings were public inoculations for the current agenda, “but Dems…”
July 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
NY Times Opinion continues to be variations of “Democrats in Disarray” despite Rising Fascism by a Pedophile Oligarchic Regime. Govt weaponization hearings were public inoculations for the current agenda, “but Dems…”
Dust off your copy and read it again.
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Dust off your copy and read it again.