mayo ☕️
@mayocarrot.bsky.social
23 | nb they/them | musician & music lover
recovering fujoshi out in thr trenches
I post weird shit, mostly text posts
recovering fujoshi out in thr trenches
I post weird shit, mostly text posts
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So yeah this political situation is extremely stressful and I feel even less interested in doing anything outside my house
January 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So yeah this political situation is extremely stressful and I feel even less interested in doing anything outside my house
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November 19, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Went to dinner with the boyfriend and an old schoolmate. I mentioned I was wearing Tims. He asked me if I "get sturdy" and I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about. I am so embarrassed. Had to ask my bf what it was, apparently it's a dance? T-T
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Went to dinner with the boyfriend and an old schoolmate. I mentioned I was wearing Tims. He asked me if I "get sturdy" and I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about. I am so embarrassed. Had to ask my bf what it was, apparently it's a dance? T-T
Update didn't bring any to my family because I only made two dozen but I gave 12 to my step-mom and she LOVES them. She ate one and gave me a huge hug. WIN
Gonna do my best to rush tonight/tomorrow to make cookies for my step-mom & my family. I feel kinda nervous because they are amazing cooks and bakers and I'm still learning, but I really really hope they like them. And I really really hope I don't get nervous and chicken out
December 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Update didn't bring any to my family because I only made two dozen but I gave 12 to my step-mom and she LOVES them. She ate one and gave me a huge hug. WIN
Gonna do my best to rush tonight/tomorrow to make cookies for my step-mom & my family. I feel kinda nervous because they are amazing cooks and bakers and I'm still learning, but I really really hope they like them. And I really really hope I don't get nervous and chicken out
December 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Gonna do my best to rush tonight/tomorrow to make cookies for my step-mom & my family. I feel kinda nervous because they are amazing cooks and bakers and I'm still learning, but I really really hope they like them. And I really really hope I don't get nervous and chicken out
Trying to have some fun singing with my boyfriend and my neighbor was standing right outside our door heckling us about the song choices and "YOU SUCK"
I get he's joking but can you like. not. T-T we're just trying to jam and you're interrupting us
I get he's joking but can you like. not. T-T we're just trying to jam and you're interrupting us
December 18, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Trying to have some fun singing with my boyfriend and my neighbor was standing right outside our door heckling us about the song choices and "YOU SUCK"
I get he's joking but can you like. not. T-T we're just trying to jam and you're interrupting us
I get he's joking but can you like. not. T-T we're just trying to jam and you're interrupting us
IT'S MAYO DAY YAHOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Pls party today for me!
December 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
IT'S MAYO DAY YAHOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Pls party today for me!
Went to bed before 4am and actually managed to wake up at a reasonable hour. We take the small wins
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Went to bed before 4am and actually managed to wake up at a reasonable hour. We take the small wins
My life is about to get very, very stressful for the next week
December 5, 2024 at 9:24 PM
My life is about to get very, very stressful for the next week
I feel horrible about it but recently it's been very hard for me keep conversations going. I've always been pretty terrible at it but lately I just don't have much to say.
December 5, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I feel horrible about it but recently it's been very hard for me keep conversations going. I've always been pretty terrible at it but lately I just don't have much to say.
Geez this time of year is busy I've got so many plans in the next few weeks it's insane
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Geez this time of year is busy I've got so many plans in the next few weeks it's insane
Well off to a bad start, dinner plans today got canceled because our fucking neighbor needs my boyfriend to go get him cigarettes and he refuses to say no because he's old 🙃 like he will be fine for an hour while we eat
now we can't go because if we go later the food "won't be as good" I got ready
now we can't go because if we go later the food "won't be as good" I got ready
December 1, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Well off to a bad start, dinner plans today got canceled because our fucking neighbor needs my boyfriend to go get him cigarettes and he refuses to say no because he's old 🙃 like he will be fine for an hour while we eat
now we can't go because if we go later the food "won't be as good" I got ready
now we can't go because if we go later the food "won't be as good" I got ready
As per tradition new pfp edit for Mayo Month, 10 day countdown until I gain a level
December 1, 2024 at 8:32 PM
As per tradition new pfp edit for Mayo Month, 10 day countdown until I gain a level
the best hangover cure is Thanksgiving dinners
November 27, 2024 at 8:10 AM
the best hangover cure is Thanksgiving dinners
there's this putrid smell in my kitchen that I can't figure out the source so I'm going insane
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM
there's this putrid smell in my kitchen that I can't figure out the source so I'm going insane
Searching for jobs has been particularly brutal lately because most of what's showing up for $12/hr+ is child care or pre-k teaching and I'm not qualified at all
I would much rather work with adults than small children
I would much rather work with adults than small children
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Searching for jobs has been particularly brutal lately because most of what's showing up for $12/hr+ is child care or pre-k teaching and I'm not qualified at all
I would much rather work with adults than small children
I would much rather work with adults than small children
oh and I'm pretty sure I fucked everything up in less than 2 hours so that's cool
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
oh and I'm pretty sure I fucked everything up in less than 2 hours so that's cool
asked my bf to explain what's so entertaining about football and he asked me crap like "what's fun about playing animal crossing?" as if that explains literally anything, so I'm convinced it's not and everyone is just lying to themselves
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 AM
asked my bf to explain what's so entertaining about football and he asked me crap like "what's fun about playing animal crossing?" as if that explains literally anything, so I'm convinced it's not and everyone is just lying to themselves
I love making people laugh so much that shit fuels me
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I love making people laugh so much that shit fuels me
I feel like a bad friend:(
November 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I feel like a bad friend:(
A lot of the time the only thing keeping me going is not wanting people to be sad if I was not around. But even that still feels incredibly selfish
November 8, 2024 at 8:40 AM
A lot of the time the only thing keeping me going is not wanting people to be sad if I was not around. But even that still feels incredibly selfish
It tends to feel like people only listen to me when I'm the only other person in the room. Idk but when it's two or more people I just feel like a wet blanket
November 2, 2024 at 8:12 AM
It tends to feel like people only listen to me when I'm the only other person in the room. Idk but when it's two or more people I just feel like a wet blanket