May
mayisatk.bsky.social
May
@mayisatk.bsky.social
Usually AFK.
She/her. 28.
British.
Saw a vid of someone pretending that they bought a random product from the company I work for, I guess in order to boost their sales or scam people which is bad enough. But then I realised it was on my feed because one of my coworkers reposted it....
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
When you bought a cheap puzzle the day your dog died and you finally got around to doing it, only to realise it's AI slop half way through
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
And in comes modular building number 8. I love coming home to more lego
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I haven't sold on Vinted in years and I heard theres been an increase in scammers but I didn't think the first thing I tried to sell after so long would be my first interaction with a scammer. But hey, they tried it and failed. I have all my money and reported them so 💁🏽‍♀️
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
New vocal stim is saying random things in a bad French accent and then finishing up with '... How you say... Franch toast.'
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 AM
When you finally do that one thing you've been putting off for months even though it only took a minute and now you feel so achieved you're not going to bother doing any other tasks
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My twat of an upstairs neighbour always sits on the front doorstep for hours talking to friends and I know the reality is her flat probably looks like trash so she hides it but like fuck me I don't want to hear your conversations because you're sitting right outside my window
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Everyday this week has felt like a Friday to me and it's just leading to disappointment because I still have to go to work the next day. I'm so glad tomorrow is actually Friday
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Got my girly back today and I can't believe it's been a week without her already. Ugly crying rn.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Why is it that all of a sudden on Instagram my homepage is 90% random shit 10% people I follow. I follow people because I want to see their shit, this is infuriating.
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I had a bad feeling that it was going to be the last Christmas with my dog as she's old and has been living with disease and now I'm sat here on the floor in the hall at 6am (no sleep) with my very poorly lil girl and this is not the start to the new year I was imagining
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Walked past this today, I fear this will be me when I'm old. It's so cute.
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Cried during another driving lesson. Love being a normally functioning human
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The problem with spending the whole day in the same room as my family is that there's now a TV, tablet, phone and switch all making noise in the SAME ROOM. My ears want to die
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's that time where I get to speedrun opening birthday presents so we can get to the part where everyone is opening presents and the attention is off of me
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
And now it's time for the incredibly overstimulating task of attempting to make my hair look half decent and not having a meltdown.
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Police on horses just went up my road and THEY GAVE THE HORSES CHRISTMAS HATS
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Reposted by May
Feeling so tired that even my tired is tired.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I can't argue with any of these
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Somehow downloading bluesky has made my phone feel brand new. What is this magic.
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM