WhereTheTweetsHaveNoNames
banner
mayhemmayhap.bsky.social
WhereTheTweetsHaveNoNames
@mayhemmayhap.bsky.social
🍉 ◀ Sure, I may be Canadian, but I can see your house from here.
Your house is on fire, FYI.
Honestly, that's an excellent idea.
a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck
Alt: a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That's why I compliment my film diet with some subversive fibre:

killjamesbondpod.podbean.com?s=from%20rus...
Search : from russia with love | Kill James Bond!
November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Those poor people, having to watch anything related to JD Vance
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Cinema doesn't need ~philes anymore than a band needs hipsters saying they were better before they went mainstream.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When people identify themselves as cinephiles, it creeps me out a little, because next they're going to tell me a lot of stuff I already know or don't want to know about their take on movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This would be funny if a whole bunch of boats hadn't been blown up for cover while THIS schmuck continues firing blow up his nose with impunity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What's next, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri?
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What's that saying about judging books by their covers?
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wait, you think the country that elects old men will pay attention to No Country For Old Men?
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Does this edit include the scene where he nearly killed Uma Thurman with an unsafe car?
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I think that's just one of his many kinks.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Well, are you proposing Seal Team Six take out fast food executives, or entire health insurance companies?

Not that I wouldn't watch those clips with a certain satisfaction...
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Typo: "Long" not "pong"
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"What's to stop them?" That phrase may echo pong after the movie ends. Enjoy!
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Capricorn One and
Diamonds Are Forever
a man in a suit sits at a desk with two telephones in front of him and the year 2022
Alt: a man in a suit sits at a desk with two telephones in front of him and the year 2022
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Bosley has never worked for NASA, and they categorically deny sending him to the Moon.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
(answer: "The Anderson Tapes")
a man in a lab coat and tie is saying oh come on no way
Alt: a man in a lab coat and tie is saying oh come on no way
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Geez, imagine a Paranoid-Off btw "Capricorn One" and
"The Parallax View" - which film would win and which would be disappeared with no witnesses?
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Michael Mann just came up with a new TV show:

"SPEEDBOAT JUDGES"
a boat with the number 03 on the side
Alt: a boat with the number 03 on the side
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They're called "butterflies", not "luckybies".
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There's no bad time to hate the English.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM