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🍉 ◀ Sure, I may be Canadian, but I can see your house from here.
Your house is on fire, FYI.
Your house is on fire, FYI.
Honestly, that's an excellent idea.
a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck
Alt: a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck
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December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Honestly, that's an excellent idea.
That's why I compliment my film diet with some subversive fibre:
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Search : from russia with love | Kill James Bond!
November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
That's why I compliment my film diet with some subversive fibre:
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com?s=from%20rus...
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com?s=from%20rus...
Those poor people, having to watch anything related to JD Vance
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Those poor people, having to watch anything related to JD Vance
Cinema doesn't need ~philes anymore than a band needs hipsters saying they were better before they went mainstream.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Cinema doesn't need ~philes anymore than a band needs hipsters saying they were better before they went mainstream.
When people identify themselves as cinephiles, it creeps me out a little, because next they're going to tell me a lot of stuff I already know or don't want to know about their take on movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When people identify themselves as cinephiles, it creeps me out a little, because next they're going to tell me a lot of stuff I already know or don't want to know about their take on movies.
This would be funny if a whole bunch of boats hadn't been blown up for cover while THIS schmuck continues firing blow up his nose with impunity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This would be funny if a whole bunch of boats hadn't been blown up for cover while THIS schmuck continues firing blow up his nose with impunity.
What's next, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri?
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What's next, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri?
What's that saying about judging books by their covers?
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What's that saying about judging books by their covers?
Wait, you think the country that elects old men will pay attention to No Country For Old Men?
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Wait, you think the country that elects old men will pay attention to No Country For Old Men?
Does this edit include the scene where he nearly killed Uma Thurman with an unsafe car?
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Does this edit include the scene where he nearly killed Uma Thurman with an unsafe car?
I think that's just one of his many kinks.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I think that's just one of his many kinks.
Well, are you proposing Seal Team Six take out fast food executives, or entire health insurance companies?
Not that I wouldn't watch those clips with a certain satisfaction...
Not that I wouldn't watch those clips with a certain satisfaction...
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Well, are you proposing Seal Team Six take out fast food executives, or entire health insurance companies?
Not that I wouldn't watch those clips with a certain satisfaction...
Not that I wouldn't watch those clips with a certain satisfaction...
Typo: "Long" not "pong"
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Typo: "Long" not "pong"
"What's to stop them?" That phrase may echo pong after the movie ends. Enjoy!
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"What's to stop them?" That phrase may echo pong after the movie ends. Enjoy!
Capricorn One and
Diamonds Are Forever
Diamonds Are Forever
a man in a suit sits at a desk with two telephones in front of him and the year 2022
Alt: a man in a suit sits at a desk with two telephones in front of him and the year 2022
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December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Capricorn One and
Diamonds Are Forever
Diamonds Are Forever
Bosley has never worked for NASA, and they categorically deny sending him to the Moon.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Bosley has never worked for NASA, and they categorically deny sending him to the Moon.
(answer: "The Anderson Tapes")
a man in a lab coat and tie is saying oh come on no way
Alt: a man in a lab coat and tie is saying oh come on no way
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December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
(answer: "The Anderson Tapes")
Geez, imagine a Paranoid-Off btw "Capricorn One" and
"The Parallax View" - which film would win and which would be disappeared with no witnesses?
"The Parallax View" - which film would win and which would be disappeared with no witnesses?
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Geez, imagine a Paranoid-Off btw "Capricorn One" and
"The Parallax View" - which film would win and which would be disappeared with no witnesses?
"The Parallax View" - which film would win and which would be disappeared with no witnesses?
Michael Mann just came up with a new TV show:
"SPEEDBOAT JUDGES"
"SPEEDBOAT JUDGES"
a boat with the number 03 on the side
Alt: a boat with the number 03 on the side
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December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Michael Mann just came up with a new TV show:
"SPEEDBOAT JUDGES"
"SPEEDBOAT JUDGES"
They're called "butterflies", not "luckybies".
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
They're called "butterflies", not "luckybies".
There's no bad time to hate the English.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There's no bad time to hate the English.