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look, buddy, there is one party involved in this situation that I am concerned about their ability to affect, control, and destroy my life; and it sure as hell isn’t the state actor
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
look, buddy, there is one party involved in this situation that I am concerned about their ability to affect, control, and destroy my life; and it sure as hell isn’t the state actor
never forget the greatest sauce i ever created
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
never forget the greatest sauce i ever created
okay c'mon can we get serious about these framing decisions
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
okay c'mon can we get serious about these framing decisions
i started watching a film i told myself i'd never watch (Die Hard 5, 2013) and i'm immediately intrigued by what is clearly the very deliberate cinematography decision to include this President Obama portrait in this NYPD shooting gallery scene
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i started watching a film i told myself i'd never watch (Die Hard 5, 2013) and i'm immediately intrigued by what is clearly the very deliberate cinematography decision to include this President Obama portrait in this NYPD shooting gallery scene
the implication of this makes this garfield strip much more confusing
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the implication of this makes this garfield strip much more confusing
my observations remain evergreen
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
my observations remain evergreen
ain't no batteries here, chief. it's a smart home hub, it's meant to stay in your kitchen or wherever. it's just an underpowered Android tablet with the batteries taken out and a surprisingly good 2.1 speaker setup glued in its place
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
ain't no batteries here, chief. it's a smart home hub, it's meant to stay in your kitchen or wherever. it's just an underpowered Android tablet with the batteries taken out and a surprisingly good 2.1 speaker setup glued in its place
AMAZING news
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
AMAZING news
great success
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
great success
yep, that’s TWRP alright
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
yep, that’s TWRP alright
yeah man. that ain’t changing
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
yeah man. that ain’t changing
$5 at the thrift store today: Amazon surveillance device (tablet-with-some-nice-speakers-glued-on edition)
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
$5 at the thrift store today: Amazon surveillance device (tablet-with-some-nice-speakers-glued-on edition)
it looks like a toque but like, she doesn’t have any hair up there. it wouldn’t stay on her head!
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it looks like a toque but like, she doesn’t have any hair up there. it wouldn’t stay on her head!
this man's eyebrows are the same shape as his nose
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this man's eyebrows are the same shape as his nose
feels like a good time to post a photo from the last time i made a cuba libre
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
feels like a good time to post a photo from the last time i made a cuba libre
i bought a new sweater the other day
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i bought a new sweater the other day
comic shop had a small selection of random TV Guide magazines from over the years with vaguely sci-fi related cover stories, so i grabbed one for pennies cuz i figured i could get a little fun out of it.
for reference, the greatest TV character of all time in October 1999: Danny Devito in Taxi
for reference, the greatest TV character of all time in October 1999: Danny Devito in Taxi
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
comic shop had a small selection of random TV Guide magazines from over the years with vaguely sci-fi related cover stories, so i grabbed one for pennies cuz i figured i could get a little fun out of it.
for reference, the greatest TV character of all time in October 1999: Danny Devito in Taxi
for reference, the greatest TV character of all time in October 1999: Danny Devito in Taxi
man we used to tolerate all sorta sticker bullshit huh (thrift store find)
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
man we used to tolerate all sorta sticker bullshit huh (thrift store find)
watching youtube videos from 2010 or thereabouts often contains jokes that really just hurt more than anything
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
watching youtube videos from 2010 or thereabouts often contains jokes that really just hurt more than anything
new frontier in Facebook Marketplace vans
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
new frontier in Facebook Marketplace vans
once for the road
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
once for the road
twill pants: fire walk with me
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
twill pants: fire walk with me
stolen valor
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
stolen valor