Tanski
@maxxwoof.uwu.codes
Waggish wolf. Canis Doofus Obscuricus. Never learned to bark properly. Pretends to tolerate himself. Late 1980's vintage. Bærk! | Don’t follow me! This means YOU(?).
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Tanski
@maxxwoof.uwu.codes
· Jun 28
What are you doing here…?
Well, hi. I’m Tanski. Pronounced like getting a tan while skiing.
Just a weird internet wolf who is here to:
* blabber nonsensically
* watch other internet animals
* enjoy art, most of which is horny
* …?
Usually tame except when not. You’ve been warned.
Well, hi. I’m Tanski. Pronounced like getting a tan while skiing.
Just a weird internet wolf who is here to:
* blabber nonsensically
* watch other internet animals
* enjoy art, most of which is horny
* …?
Usually tame except when not. You’ve been warned.
🎵 Saaay it ain’t soOooOOwO
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🎵 Saaay it ain’t soOooOOwO
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
The Plague Dogs (1981):
Whoa. Damn.
Whoa. Damn.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Plague Dogs (1981):
Whoa. Damn.
Whoa. Damn.
🎵 Fill my eyes with that doggy vision
No disguise for that doggy vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me 🎵
No disguise for that doggy vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me 🎵
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
🎵 Fill my eyes with that doggy vision
No disguise for that doggy vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me 🎵
No disguise for that doggy vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me 🎵
Just because it works
Does not make it absolute
Does not make it absolute
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just because it works
Does not make it absolute
Does not make it absolute
If you want to make some eggs you’ll need to crack an omelet.
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you want to make some eggs you’ll need to crack an omelet.
Fuck yeah! chubbyemu and styropyro collab! Excitement.
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fuck yeah! chubbyemu and styropyro collab! Excitement.
Single serving pickle tickler
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Single serving pickle tickler
Bun Hunting 2.0 just made my day. My week, even.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bun Hunting 2.0 just made my day. My week, even.
*pees on your whiteboard to leave you a note*
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*pees on your whiteboard to leave you a note*
“Please turn to page nine and we’ll learn how to knock a woman unconscious with a bicycle.”
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Please turn to page nine and we’ll learn how to knock a woman unconscious with a bicycle.”
*contemplates his boner bone*
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*contemplates his boner bone*
You ever just stop and think…?
Nah, me neither.
Nah, me neither.
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You ever just stop and think…?
Nah, me neither.
Nah, me neither.
Reposted by Tanski
“So stick out your can -
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“So stick out your can -
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
“A Confederacy of Dunces” as a furry animated full length movie.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“A Confederacy of Dunces” as a furry animated full length movie.
*shares a room with Roger the Dog Man at the Overlook*
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
*shares a room with Roger the Dog Man at the Overlook*
Dreams are weird when you’re fighting off sickness:
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dreams are weird when you’re fighting off sickness:
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
I wonder how much lead is in my brain. I wasn’t always so dumb.
*eats another PbJ sammich*
*eats another PbJ sammich*
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I wonder how much lead is in my brain. I wasn’t always so dumb.
*eats another PbJ sammich*
*eats another PbJ sammich*
I want a remake of the EdgeMaster commercial but with furries.
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
Edge Master (2001)
YouTube video by PastMeetsPresent
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I want a remake of the EdgeMaster commercial but with furries.
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
*replaces your pubic hair with the fake plastic grass used in to-go sushi*
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*replaces your pubic hair with the fake plastic grass used in to-go sushi*
< head full of nothing
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
< head full of nothing
Loose lips sink ships.
Loose stools, however…
Loose stools, however…
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Loose lips sink ships.
Loose stools, however…
Loose stools, however…