Maxy
@maxwellspeedmew.bsky.social
Spotty as fuck // Chef 🍳 // nerd cat // hmu on telegram! @MaxwellSpeedmew, talk to me you filthy animals ❤️ NB // She/They
My mom is the most insufferable person I’ve ever met…
With just enough influence left on my life i can’t remove her completely.
Every now and then I make the mistake of accepting her phone calls
Just got off the phone with her after she tried to rationalize suicide to me…
With just enough influence left on my life i can’t remove her completely.
Every now and then I make the mistake of accepting her phone calls
Just got off the phone with her after she tried to rationalize suicide to me…
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My mom is the most insufferable person I’ve ever met…
With just enough influence left on my life i can’t remove her completely.
Every now and then I make the mistake of accepting her phone calls
Just got off the phone with her after she tried to rationalize suicide to me…
With just enough influence left on my life i can’t remove her completely.
Every now and then I make the mistake of accepting her phone calls
Just got off the phone with her after she tried to rationalize suicide to me…
Sorry @grumpymuzzle.bsky.social it’s enrichment time 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sorry @grumpymuzzle.bsky.social it’s enrichment time 🔥
@criticalrole.bsky.social fuels my soul ✨
As a long time DM whose followed these beautiful people most of my life
I love this game ❤️
As a long time DM whose followed these beautiful people most of my life
I love this game ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@criticalrole.bsky.social fuels my soul ✨
As a long time DM whose followed these beautiful people most of my life
I love this game ❤️
As a long time DM whose followed these beautiful people most of my life
I love this game ❤️
Here we go agaaaaaain
Downtown SLC here I come
Downtown SLC here I come
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Here we go agaaaaaain
Downtown SLC here I come
Downtown SLC here I come
One of my D&D players made a deal with a devil
So you know I gotta give them something to sign 🔥
So you know I gotta give them something to sign 🔥
September 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One of my D&D players made a deal with a devil
So you know I gotta give them something to sign 🔥
So you know I gotta give them something to sign 🔥
At a green cats door and got greeted by a different cat while I wait for them to let me in 💖
September 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
At a green cats door and got greeted by a different cat while I wait for them to let me in 💖
I don’t have a ton of props, but you can get a lot of mileage out of a box of random minis and lil trinkets ✨
Love just listening to what my players imagine 🔥
Love just listening to what my players imagine 🔥
September 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I don’t have a ton of props, but you can get a lot of mileage out of a box of random minis and lil trinkets ✨
Love just listening to what my players imagine 🔥
Love just listening to what my players imagine 🔥
Megaplex I’m in- wait a second 😑
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Megaplex I’m in- wait a second 😑
To Luke. I’m as old as you were now.
Thanks for giving me a role model to look up to, and being the only person I could ever really call family growing up.
You made every life you touched better and taught me to never take anything to seriously when I was at my worst.
Miss you bro.
Thanks for giving me a role model to look up to, and being the only person I could ever really call family growing up.
You made every life you touched better and taught me to never take anything to seriously when I was at my worst.
Miss you bro.
August 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
To Luke. I’m as old as you were now.
Thanks for giving me a role model to look up to, and being the only person I could ever really call family growing up.
You made every life you touched better and taught me to never take anything to seriously when I was at my worst.
Miss you bro.
Thanks for giving me a role model to look up to, and being the only person I could ever really call family growing up.
You made every life you touched better and taught me to never take anything to seriously when I was at my worst.
Miss you bro.
Happy birthday to me ✨
Working but having some fun anyway, made a bunch of cream puffs w/ espresso caramel for everyone 🎉
Working but having some fun anyway, made a bunch of cream puffs w/ espresso caramel for everyone 🎉
August 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy birthday to me ✨
Working but having some fun anyway, made a bunch of cream puffs w/ espresso caramel for everyone 🎉
Working but having some fun anyway, made a bunch of cream puffs w/ espresso caramel for everyone 🎉
Had a forgotten phyrexia mtg pack in my room
Hello blightsteel colossus, I wasn’t expecting guests
Hello blightsteel colossus, I wasn’t expecting guests
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Had a forgotten phyrexia mtg pack in my room
Hello blightsteel colossus, I wasn’t expecting guests
Hello blightsteel colossus, I wasn’t expecting guests
Daily reminder that “Good Posture” is just a hoax
Sit gay, do crimes 🔥
Sit gay, do crimes 🔥
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Daily reminder that “Good Posture” is just a hoax
Sit gay, do crimes 🔥
Sit gay, do crimes 🔥
Mini sized Lamb meatball plate ✨
Training meal for one of the cooks!
Gotta make sure everyone knows how all the menu items are supposed to taste!
Training meal for one of the cooks!
Gotta make sure everyone knows how all the menu items are supposed to taste!
July 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mini sized Lamb meatball plate ✨
Training meal for one of the cooks!
Gotta make sure everyone knows how all the menu items are supposed to taste!
Training meal for one of the cooks!
Gotta make sure everyone knows how all the menu items are supposed to taste!
Love my job 💕 open kitchen makes it feel so much more performative and keeps the energy high!
July 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Love my job 💕 open kitchen makes it feel so much more performative and keeps the energy high!
One of my daily tasks is to make a big family style meal for all the employees to eat before service starts, I get to make whatever I want and am encouraged to be original and stretch my imagination for new cooking styles.
I’ve been loving my job, very intense but crazy rewarding!
I’ve been loving my job, very intense but crazy rewarding!
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
One of my daily tasks is to make a big family style meal for all the employees to eat before service starts, I get to make whatever I want and am encouraged to be original and stretch my imagination for new cooking styles.
I’ve been loving my job, very intense but crazy rewarding!
I’ve been loving my job, very intense but crazy rewarding!
New steak set 🔥
Smoke piquillo sauce & shishitos with lemon
Smoke piquillo sauce & shishitos with lemon
July 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
New steak set 🔥
Smoke piquillo sauce & shishitos with lemon
Smoke piquillo sauce & shishitos with lemon
Panzanella cherry salad & apricot cream 💖
July 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Panzanella cherry salad & apricot cream 💖
Made a special today ✨
Chicken satay!
Coconut, ginger, lime, and gochujang marinade w/ peanut sauce over squash🔥
Chicken satay!
Coconut, ginger, lime, and gochujang marinade w/ peanut sauce over squash🔥
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Made a special today ✨
Chicken satay!
Coconut, ginger, lime, and gochujang marinade w/ peanut sauce over squash🔥
Chicken satay!
Coconut, ginger, lime, and gochujang marinade w/ peanut sauce over squash🔥
Harrisa glazed chicken & cauliflower puree✨
July 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Harrisa glazed chicken & cauliflower puree✨
Did a bunch of knife work this morning✨
Honesty just cutting stuff can be really therapeutic
Honesty just cutting stuff can be really therapeutic
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Did a bunch of knife work this morning✨
Honesty just cutting stuff can be really therapeutic
Honesty just cutting stuff can be really therapeutic
Fried avocado tacos 💖
These watermelon radish’s look crazy! Always fun for a bright pop of color
These watermelon radish’s look crazy! Always fun for a bright pop of color
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fried avocado tacos 💖
These watermelon radish’s look crazy! Always fun for a bright pop of color
These watermelon radish’s look crazy! Always fun for a bright pop of color