Max
maxwellcohen.bsky.social
Max
@maxwellcohen.bsky.social
Everything will be great!
Congratulations to Claude or GPT-5 for getting your PR merged into the LinkedIn app. I am amazed that ux/brand allowed LLM purple gradient into the app
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Introducing the mid-level boss of bad management, the Silo Hydra. Break down one, and many more appear.
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Good luck fighting the silo hydra
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I have created the best git alias for managing stashing. `git eat` to stash and `git poop` to pop the last stash.
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I have found the rare 10x product owner who thinks of every edge case
August 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If AI creates code that kills the universe by disabling safety code.
June 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When I have to deal with CJS and ESM interop and get build errors
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I thought software engineering had ridiculous requirements for jobs then I found accounts need 57 years of experience
February 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I absolutely love that node.js supports a web server that is not supported by any browser
January 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Did I cost Panera money with the unlimited sip club?
January 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
On the internet, everyone can be equal; the only question is what type of equality
January 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My js todo startup business is ruined...I cannot support todo events on September 15, 275760...no one is going to want to buy my app😢
January 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
MDN is so mean tempting me with the temporal api. It has been promised for years but still not here.
January 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
JavaScript is just like me sloppy by default
December 31, 2024 at 2:35 AM
TIL JS only got full cross browser support for addition in July 2015. I could have sworn it was earlier.
December 29, 2024 at 6:30 AM
My solution
December 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I have created a super fast page (fast-page-ten.vercel.app) that gets a perfect 100 on lighthouse but is not very useful
December 19, 2024 at 4:23 AM
It is sad that js Math.sumPrecise will still not be able to add .1+.1+.1 and get the answer that a first grade teacher would expect.

github.com/tc39/test262...
December 17, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Who thought it was a good idea to start month at 0?
December 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Here is my solution that works
December 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I've completed 🎅Santa Hides Behind Perf Review - Advent of TypeScript 2024 adventofts.com/events/2024/14

TS infer is magic
December 14, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I've completed The Reindeer Plan Their Attack - Advent of TypeScript 2024 adventofts.com/events/2024/13

Every good attack has a secret plan or variable
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I've completed 🎩Bernard's Long List Of Names - Advent of TypeScript 2024 adventofts.com/events/2024/12

When in doubt, use a mapping function and hard code the naughty kids
December 12, 2024 at 5:46 AM
I've completed Excuses, Excuses - Advent of TypeScript 2024 adventofts.com/events/2024/11

I now have a new type of excuse for not doing something, and it extends my record.
December 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM