Maxtortion
@maxtortion.bsky.social
mechanical engineer, magic the gathering legacy / vintage enthusiast, 2024 Vintage Eternal Weekend Champion, MTGO Creator, he/him
I upload weekly(ish) competitive Legacy tournament videos on my YouTube channel: MaxtortionMTG
I upload weekly(ish) competitive Legacy tournament videos on my YouTube channel: MaxtortionMTG
Some people use Magic Online to chase MOCS invites. Others use it for high-stakes testing. Some just want to play leagues in their underwear.
I use it to set new personal records in Goatbots “suggested card swaps.”
I use it to set new personal records in Goatbots “suggested card swaps.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Some people use Magic Online to chase MOCS invites. Others use it for high-stakes testing. Some just want to play leagues in their underwear.
I use it to set new personal records in Goatbots “suggested card swaps.”
I use it to set new personal records in Goatbots “suggested card swaps.”
🏆 Another one, so the deck gets a name: UB Tamishow
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(I put the decklist in the alt text this time)
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
🏆 Another one, so the deck gets a name: UB Tamishow
(I put the decklist in the alt text this time)
(I put the decklist in the alt text this time)
Using the "Tempo Reanimator" deck building philosophy and instantly 5-0'd with this Tempo S&T deck. I don't think my exact card choices are optimal, but the archetype felt very good.
You also get cute synergies of using Ancient Tomb to crack a Clue and stuff like that.
You also get cute synergies of using Ancient Tomb to crack a Clue and stuff like that.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Using the "Tempo Reanimator" deck building philosophy and instantly 5-0'd with this Tempo S&T deck. I don't think my exact card choices are optimal, but the archetype felt very good.
You also get cute synergies of using Ancient Tomb to crack a Clue and stuff like that.
You also get cute synergies of using Ancient Tomb to crack a Clue and stuff like that.
I tried making an Eternal Weekend recap video but I'm too tired and keep stumbling over my words, so instead I'm just going to give you my sideboard guides for Vintage BUG Lurrus and Legacy UB Reanimator.
Thank you to everyone for an amazing and unforgettable weekend ❤️
Thank you to everyone for an amazing and unforgettable weekend ❤️
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I tried making an Eternal Weekend recap video but I'm too tired and keep stumbling over my words, so instead I'm just going to give you my sideboard guides for Vintage BUG Lurrus and Legacy UB Reanimator.
Thank you to everyone for an amazing and unforgettable weekend ❤️
Thank you to everyone for an amazing and unforgettable weekend ❤️
These are the decks I used to Top 4 Vintage Champs and Top 32 Legacy Champs at Eternal Weekend NA
Vintage: BUG Lurrus
Legacy: UB Reanimator
Keep your eyes peeled for a video where I dive deep on these decks, how to approach expected matchups, and provide free sideboard guides
Vintage: BUG Lurrus
Legacy: UB Reanimator
Keep your eyes peeled for a video where I dive deep on these decks, how to approach expected matchups, and provide free sideboard guides
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
These are the decks I used to Top 4 Vintage Champs and Top 32 Legacy Champs at Eternal Weekend NA
Vintage: BUG Lurrus
Legacy: UB Reanimator
Keep your eyes peeled for a video where I dive deep on these decks, how to approach expected matchups, and provide free sideboard guides
Vintage: BUG Lurrus
Legacy: UB Reanimator
Keep your eyes peeled for a video where I dive deep on these decks, how to approach expected matchups, and provide free sideboard guides
Another celebratory photo!
October 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Another celebratory photo!
Top 4 in Vintage and Top 32 in Legacy! 💥
What an incredible weekend (and the results aren’t half bad either)
What an incredible weekend (and the results aren’t half bad either)
October 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Top 4 in Vintage and Top 32 in Legacy! 💥
What an incredible weekend (and the results aren’t half bad either)
What an incredible weekend (and the results aren’t half bad either)
It felt wrong to have won and top 4’d consecutive Vintage Champs events without owning one of these, so I decided to rectify that issue 🪷
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It felt wrong to have won and top 4’d consecutive Vintage Champs events without owning one of these, so I decided to rectify that issue 🪷
Atraxa and Archon had both been exiled, so I decided to copy my opponent's win condition instead
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Atraxa and Archon had both been exiled, so I decided to copy my opponent's win condition instead
Top 4'd the Friday Night Legacy Challenge with UB Reanimator! I can't keep getting away with this*
*playing only 3 Thoughtseize
*playing only 3 Thoughtseize
August 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Top 4'd the Friday Night Legacy Challenge with UB Reanimator! I can't keep getting away with this*
*playing only 3 Thoughtseize
*playing only 3 Thoughtseize
🥈 Got 2nd place in the Friday Vintage Challenge with slightly teched Esper Lurrus
Stony Silence over Null Rod because of Flame of Anor. Ironically lost the finals to a Flame of Anor deck while holding Stony Silence and missing white mana. So it goes 😬
Stony Silence over Null Rod because of Flame of Anor. Ironically lost the finals to a Flame of Anor deck while holding Stony Silence and missing white mana. So it goes 😬
August 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🥈 Got 2nd place in the Friday Vintage Challenge with slightly teched Esper Lurrus
Stony Silence over Null Rod because of Flame of Anor. Ironically lost the finals to a Flame of Anor deck while holding Stony Silence and missing white mana. So it goes 😬
Stony Silence over Null Rod because of Flame of Anor. Ironically lost the finals to a Flame of Anor deck while holding Stony Silence and missing white mana. So it goes 😬
Purchased a playset of the new Tezzeret so I could try @dethfrmabove.bsky.social 's Tezz PO list, and it did not disappoint!
Stock Up and Tezz give this deck a serious density of bangers 🔨
Stock Up and Tezz give this deck a serious density of bangers 🔨
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Purchased a playset of the new Tezzeret so I could try @dethfrmabove.bsky.social 's Tezz PO list, and it did not disappoint!
Stock Up and Tezz give this deck a serious density of bangers 🔨
Stock Up and Tezz give this deck a serious density of bangers 🔨
Happy August to all who celebrate 🗓️
August 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Happy August to all who celebrate 🗓️
Bonus Skrillex hair mid-cut lol
July 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Bonus Skrillex hair mid-cut lol
I did the big chop! ✂️
July 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I did the big chop! ✂️
Mutual Mirri appreciation!
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Mutual Mirri appreciation!
Happy 11th wedding anniversary to the light of my life @manishaonline.bsky.social ❤️
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Happy 11th wedding anniversary to the light of my life @manishaonline.bsky.social ❤️
Despite accidentally playing 2 Islands instead of Island Swamp, I managed to Top 8'd the Vintage Challenge, and then scooped the QF to go to July 4th stuff with the kiddos.
Unsure if the pair of Tamiyo is better or worse than the pair of Bowmasters I cut to make room. They performed well enough 🤷♂️
Unsure if the pair of Tamiyo is better or worse than the pair of Bowmasters I cut to make room. They performed well enough 🤷♂️
July 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Despite accidentally playing 2 Islands instead of Island Swamp, I managed to Top 8'd the Vintage Challenge, and then scooped the QF to go to July 4th stuff with the kiddos.
Unsure if the pair of Tamiyo is better or worse than the pair of Bowmasters I cut to make room. They performed well enough 🤷♂️
Unsure if the pair of Tamiyo is better or worse than the pair of Bowmasters I cut to make room. They performed well enough 🤷♂️
This line is exquisite
July 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This line is exquisite
Initial thoughts on Legacy B&R: "No Changes" and Carmen's article
June 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Initial thoughts on Legacy B&R: "No Changes" and Carmen's article
MagicCon Vegas Day 2!
I tricked myself into playing a sealed ptq, but if you see me and want to say hi, play legacy, or play dandan, let’s do it
I tricked myself into playing a sealed ptq, but if you see me and want to say hi, play legacy, or play dandan, let’s do it
June 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
MagicCon Vegas Day 2!
I tricked myself into playing a sealed ptq, but if you see me and want to say hi, play legacy, or play dandan, let’s do it
I tricked myself into playing a sealed ptq, but if you see me and want to say hi, play legacy, or play dandan, let’s do it
Split the finals of the Saturday Night Legacy Challenge with UB Reanimator 🥇🤝🥈
After getting extremely lucky to sneak into 8th place after swiss, I had to make it count!
Matchup details in the deck pic
After getting extremely lucky to sneak into 8th place after swiss, I had to make it count!
Matchup details in the deck pic
June 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Split the finals of the Saturday Night Legacy Challenge with UB Reanimator 🥇🤝🥈
After getting extremely lucky to sneak into 8th place after swiss, I had to make it count!
Matchup details in the deck pic
After getting extremely lucky to sneak into 8th place after swiss, I had to make it count!
Matchup details in the deck pic