Max Puppy
@maxpuppyboy.bsky.social
A headache with pictures.
38 | He/Him 🏳️⚧️ | 🌲PNW 🌲 | NSFW 🔞 | Bearded, Hairy, Muscular, Horny, Leather, Stoner Puppy Boy | 🐺🏋🏼♂️🍃🌈🍄🚀🧷⛓️😵💫🍌💦
38 | He/Him 🏳️⚧️ | 🌲PNW 🌲 | NSFW 🔞 | Bearded, Hairy, Muscular, Horny, Leather, Stoner Puppy Boy | 🐺🏋🏼♂️🍃🌈🍄🚀🧷⛓️😵💫🍌💦
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I accidentally washed my headphones the other day, and they still work! Way to go generic Bluetooth sport headphones from Amazon, you did it!
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I accidentally washed my headphones the other day, and they still work! Way to go generic Bluetooth sport headphones from Amazon, you did it!
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Going out on the town. Which boy is going to buy me drinks and dinner?
#suitandtie #master #submissive #paypig #findom #domination
#suitandtie #master #submissive #paypig #findom #domination
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Going out on the town. Which boy is going to buy me drinks and dinner?
#suitandtie #master #submissive #paypig #findom #domination
#suitandtie #master #submissive #paypig #findom #domination
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Nothing more relaxing than putting your feet up. Though I prefer to put my feet up on a boy. Anybody else?
#suitandtie #dressshoes #domination #sheersocks #submissive
#suitandtie #dressshoes #domination #sheersocks #submissive
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nothing more relaxing than putting your feet up. Though I prefer to put my feet up on a boy. Anybody else?
#suitandtie #dressshoes #domination #sheersocks #submissive
#suitandtie #dressshoes #domination #sheersocks #submissive
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Cooper Mounting hiking
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cooper Mounting hiking
Chunky orb weavers.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chunky orb weavers.
So many people hate us (trans people), it makes it feel pointless to keep trying to go on living at all. Everyone wants me dead. Cool, me too. I hate it here and wish I wasn’t who I was, it’s so disparaging. I hate my body, my mind, and my life.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So many people hate us (trans people), it makes it feel pointless to keep trying to go on living at all. Everyone wants me dead. Cool, me too. I hate it here and wish I wasn’t who I was, it’s so disparaging. I hate my body, my mind, and my life.
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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Portland, Oregon updated list of local food pantries, shelters, and mutual aid during this government shutdown. Even if you don’t need these resources, someone in your community will! #PDX
bit.ly/FoodPDX2025
Portland, Oregon updated list of local food pantries, shelters, and mutual aid during this government shutdown. Even if you don’t need these resources, someone in your community will! #PDX
bit.ly/FoodPDX2025
Food Resource List - PDX
Food Resources PDX Share this sheet to amplify these existing resources to support individuals & families in accessing food during this government shutdown. A delay in SNAP means over 750,000 families...
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November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Portland, Oregon updated list of local food pantries, shelters, and mutual aid during this government shutdown. Even if you don’t need these resources, someone in your community will! #PDX
bit.ly/FoodPDX2025
Portland, Oregon updated list of local food pantries, shelters, and mutual aid during this government shutdown. Even if you don’t need these resources, someone in your community will! #PDX
bit.ly/FoodPDX2025
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
Halloween Hike. I found a “ritual circle” in the woods by my house where a cell phone tower used to stand. That was fun and fit the mood of the day.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Halloween Hike. I found a “ritual circle” in the woods by my house where a cell phone tower used to stand. That was fun and fit the mood of the day.
I miss doing things that made me happy/I wish those things still made me happy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I miss doing things that made me happy/I wish those things still made me happy.
Hiking highlights from yesterday in between my morning and afternoon shift.
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hiking highlights from yesterday in between my morning and afternoon shift.
Jumping onto the bandwagon for funzies.
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Jumping onto the bandwagon for funzies.
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I haven’t socialized, in person, with any of my friends in over a month - since I started working three jobs. I had plans today, I was really looking forward to it. Aaaand I got cancelled on last minute. RSD is hitting hard and my stomach is starting to hurt. I probably need to eat but I feel ill.
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I haven’t socialized, in person, with any of my friends in over a month - since I started working three jobs. I had plans today, I was really looking forward to it. Aaaand I got cancelled on last minute. RSD is hitting hard and my stomach is starting to hurt. I probably need to eat but I feel ill.
I keep forgetting to look at the comets and now this week is going to be cloudy, I think the last day of visibility is the 25th. Come on, clouds, just back off after sunset long enough to reveal the comets so I can see them!
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I keep forgetting to look at the comets and now this week is going to be cloudy, I think the last day of visibility is the 25th. Come on, clouds, just back off after sunset long enough to reveal the comets so I can see them!
And I saw two bald eagles over my house this morning
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And I saw two bald eagles over my house this morning
Forced myself to go hiking yesterday:
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Forced myself to go hiking yesterday:
Animal sightings tonight: two chickens, two skunks, three raccoons, and the sounds of a few coyotes in the woods.
Working three jobs is crazy hard, but at least I get to see animals at night. It’d be cool if these jobs paid enough to make ends meet, though.
Working three jobs is crazy hard, but at least I get to see animals at night. It’d be cool if these jobs paid enough to make ends meet, though.
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Animal sightings tonight: two chickens, two skunks, three raccoons, and the sounds of a few coyotes in the woods.
Working three jobs is crazy hard, but at least I get to see animals at night. It’d be cool if these jobs paid enough to make ends meet, though.
Working three jobs is crazy hard, but at least I get to see animals at night. It’d be cool if these jobs paid enough to make ends meet, though.
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On a positive note, I saw a coyote, a deer, and three raccoons last night on my route. That was fun.
September 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
On a positive note, I saw a coyote, a deer, and three raccoons last night on my route. That was fun.
Just submitted my first eval for a job that might be a really cool opportunity for me. If they like it, I will then have to complete 20 hours of live evals over two weeks before receiving an official offer. Meanwhile, I still have to do my two day shifts M-F and my night shift 7 days a week.
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just submitted my first eval for a job that might be a really cool opportunity for me. If they like it, I will then have to complete 20 hours of live evals over two weeks before receiving an official offer. Meanwhile, I still have to do my two day shifts M-F and my night shift 7 days a week.