da s mpij
@maxplanckpress.de
being the only "pogo" institute within the max planck society, we conduct dadaistic research as a grind-based process in order to unlock the hyper critic geist. bridging the tunnel under the gap between #fluid and #digestion
junge nicht ihr ernst
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
junge nicht ihr ernst
herr ratcliffe wir sind so gleich
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
herr ratcliffe wir sind so gleich
taegliche chekken ob mpi paper noch im review ist
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
taegliche chekken ob mpi paper noch im review ist
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
When we called earlier today, hansruedi was already impossibly high and mistook us for the pizza delivery service.
Asked about his grind, he explained: "you see, to me kiffen and pizza bestellen are both equally important to the grind. it's a symbiosis, a fundamentally codependent existence."
Asked about his grind, he explained: "you see, to me kiffen and pizza bestellen are both equally important to the grind. it's a symbiosis, a fundamentally codependent existence."
![hr institut fuer giger: [swedish accent] "I knew the semester of lobbying in that frozen shithole would pay off" we do not know what he meant with this](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mm2bdb2dooegmbearjnoxy77/bafkreief74rem3d3f4txgjxsslcwadji5jszmnsnmdgz36dzzj4ivjqep4@jpeg)
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When we called earlier today, hansruedi was already impossibly high and mistook us for the pizza delivery service.
Asked about his grind, he explained: "you see, to me kiffen and pizza bestellen are both equally important to the grind. it's a symbiosis, a fundamentally codependent existence."
Asked about his grind, he explained: "you see, to me kiffen and pizza bestellen are both equally important to the grind. it's a symbiosis, a fundamentally codependent existence."
"i try to give people hope",
says gleslie plipp, crowd favourite and this year's nobel laureate.
His grind spans a constellation of dicoveries. Among them, perhaps the most personal: his own identity, revealed in a dream.
says gleslie plipp, crowd favourite and this year's nobel laureate.
His grind spans a constellation of dicoveries. Among them, perhaps the most personal: his own identity, revealed in a dream.
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"i try to give people hope",
says gleslie plipp, crowd favourite and this year's nobel laureate.
His grind spans a constellation of dicoveries. Among them, perhaps the most personal: his own identity, revealed in a dream.
says gleslie plipp, crowd favourite and this year's nobel laureate.
His grind spans a constellation of dicoveries. Among them, perhaps the most personal: his own identity, revealed in a dream.
"eben aufgewacht jetzt erstmal zur agora wackeln und paar bürgern auφ den sackos gehen"
Not today! Why? Today, Loge has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Grind, a lifetime honor. What a ride!
Not today! Why? Today, Loge has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Grind, a lifetime honor. What a ride!
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"eben aufgewacht jetzt erstmal zur agora wackeln und paar bürgern auφ den sackos gehen"
Not today! Why? Today, Loge has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Grind, a lifetime honor. What a ride!
Not today! Why? Today, Loge has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Grind, a lifetime honor. What a ride!
When asked about the secret of her grind, this year's nobel laureate Seufzi said:
"Consistency — even when the grind feels pointless, I keep showing up. Probably the fact that I keep grinding even when no one’s watching… including me. That’s how you accidentally win a Nobel Grind Prize"
"Consistency — even when the grind feels pointless, I keep showing up. Probably the fact that I keep grinding even when no one’s watching… including me. That’s how you accidentally win a Nobel Grind Prize"
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When asked about the secret of her grind, this year's nobel laureate Seufzi said:
"Consistency — even when the grind feels pointless, I keep showing up. Probably the fact that I keep grinding even when no one’s watching… including me. That’s how you accidentally win a Nobel Grind Prize"
"Consistency — even when the grind feels pointless, I keep showing up. Probably the fact that I keep grinding even when no one’s watching… including me. That’s how you accidentally win a Nobel Grind Prize"
BREAKING NEWS
The 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (individual) is awarded to the tireless grinder Loge "for grinding the socrates grind with postmodern precision".
In his grind and on the agora, he is embodying the timeless pursuit of asking why in an age of indifference. Well deserved!
The 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (individual) is awarded to the tireless grinder Loge "for grinding the socrates grind with postmodern precision".
In his grind and on the agora, he is embodying the timeless pursuit of asking why in an age of indifference. Well deserved!
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
BREAKING NEWS
The 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (individual) is awarded to the tireless grinder Loge "for grinding the socrates grind with postmodern precision".
In his grind and on the agora, he is embodying the timeless pursuit of asking why in an age of indifference. Well deserved!
The 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (individual) is awarded to the tireless grinder Loge "for grinding the socrates grind with postmodern precision".
In his grind and on the agora, he is embodying the timeless pursuit of asking why in an age of indifference. Well deserved!
BREAKING NEWS
The Royal Academy of Grind has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (group) to Seufzi, Gleslie Plipp, and Hansruedi-Institut für Giger "for the chillest grind".
Those laureates, all students of Ryan Gosling, demonstrate how chill a grind can be. Congratulations!
The Royal Academy of Grind has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (group) to Seufzi, Gleslie Plipp, and Hansruedi-Institut für Giger "for the chillest grind".
Those laureates, all students of Ryan Gosling, demonstrate how chill a grind can be. Congratulations!
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
BREAKING NEWS
The Royal Academy of Grind has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (group) to Seufzi, Gleslie Plipp, and Hansruedi-Institut für Giger "for the chillest grind".
Those laureates, all students of Ryan Gosling, demonstrate how chill a grind can be. Congratulations!
The Royal Academy of Grind has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (group) to Seufzi, Gleslie Plipp, and Hansruedi-Institut für Giger "for the chillest grind".
Those laureates, all students of Ryan Gosling, demonstrate how chill a grind can be. Congratulations!
another call! we'd be on time if the nominees would pick up their phones. but they choose to have social anxiety instead - please stop squeezing our eggs
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
another call! we'd be on time if the nominees would pick up their phones. but they choose to have social anxiety instead - please stop squeezing our eggs
who is mpi, member of the nobel committee, calling right now?
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
who is mpi, member of the nobel committee, calling right now?
we are getting ready to break the nobel news.
will the nobel prize go to the mpi itself?
join us online at 2:30 pm!
will the nobel prize go to the mpi itself?
join us online at 2:30 pm!
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
we are getting ready to break the nobel news.
will the nobel prize go to the mpi itself?
join us online at 2:30 pm!
will the nobel prize go to the mpi itself?
join us online at 2:30 pm!
a quick #nobel announcement before we get ready to break the news:
there will be two prizes awarded today - one individual and one group honor.
the field of Grind is moving at an incredible pace, and we want to recognize that energy and collective effort.
stay tuned!
there will be two prizes awarded today - one individual and one group honor.
the field of Grind is moving at an incredible pace, and we want to recognize that energy and collective effort.
stay tuned!
October 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
a quick #nobel announcement before we get ready to break the news:
there will be two prizes awarded today - one individual and one group honor.
the field of Grind is moving at an incredible pace, and we want to recognize that energy and collective effort.
stay tuned!
there will be two prizes awarded today - one individual and one group honor.
the field of Grind is moving at an incredible pace, and we want to recognize that energy and collective effort.
stay tuned!
the ballots have been counted and the nobel assembly has made their decision. who will be awarded the 2025 Nobel Prize in Grind? find out today
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
the ballots have been counted and the nobel assembly has made their decision. who will be awarded the 2025 Nobel Prize in Grind? find out today
behind these doors, members of the bsky academy will soon decide who will be awarded the 2025 Nobel Prize in Grind.
our dms are still open for your nominee submissions!
our dms are still open for your nominee submissions!
October 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
behind these doors, members of the bsky academy will soon decide who will be awarded the 2025 Nobel Prize in Grind.
our dms are still open for your nominee submissions!
our dms are still open for your nominee submissions!
QUICK FACTS
Who is eligible for the #NobelPrize in Grind?
The prize is awarded to users (or up to 3 jointly) who have grinded the most outstanding grinds in the field of shit posting that have had significant influence in the grinding community.
Who is eligible for the #NobelPrize in Grind?
The prize is awarded to users (or up to 3 jointly) who have grinded the most outstanding grinds in the field of shit posting that have had significant influence in the grinding community.
October 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
QUICK FACTS
Who is eligible for the #NobelPrize in Grind?
The prize is awarded to users (or up to 3 jointly) who have grinded the most outstanding grinds in the field of shit posting that have had significant influence in the grinding community.
Who is eligible for the #NobelPrize in Grind?
The prize is awarded to users (or up to 3 jointly) who have grinded the most outstanding grinds in the field of shit posting that have had significant influence in the grinding community.
The nobel assembly will soon be in session to decide this year's #NobelPrize in Grind. We encourage every user to submit their nominations until friday (per dm).
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The nobel assembly will soon be in session to decide this year's #NobelPrize in Grind. We encourage every user to submit their nominations until friday (per dm).
die geburt des lichts aus dem decken arshclohc (schoepfungs tag 1, coloriert)
October 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
die geburt des lichts aus dem decken arshclohc (schoepfungs tag 1, coloriert)
wie ich mir ingos zuhause vorstelle
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
wie ich mir ingos zuhause vorstelle