Max
@maxpaints98.bsky.social
An old folks home like with old people? (Parody/RP, not affiliated with Lionsgate | Writer is a minor | LEWD DNI)
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September 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m like 24 by the way. Yeah, I’m 24.
September 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m like 24 by the way. Yeah, I’m 24.
What happened to you?
[ hears age being brought up again and turns into this ]
September 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
What happened to you?
A human horse. I think I’ve seen enough for today.
September 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A human horse. I think I’ve seen enough for today.
Are you even speaking an actual coherent sentence?
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September 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Are you even speaking an actual coherent sentence?
So, I was working at an old folks home for community service but then I realized that almost all the people there including my foster parents were taking people’s youth.
They took mine too but I got it back.
They took mine too but I got it back.
“... I'm suddenly scared.”
September 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So, I was working at an old folks home for community service but then I realized that almost all the people there including my foster parents were taking people’s youth.
They took mine too but I got it back.
They took mine too but I got it back.
Why though? Almost every TV has that.
THERE IS NO "AFTER HOURS" PROGRAMMING.
September 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Why though? Almost every TV has that.
Well, I have. You wanna hear about it?
“Not sure?”
September 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well, I have. You wanna hear about it?
Why are you being so specific about this?
I'm a Family Friendly TV.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Why are you being so specific about this?
I don’t think I can trust most of any other old person anymore due to what happened at that old folks home.
Is that normal?
Is that normal?
September 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I don’t think I can trust most of any other old person anymore due to what happened at that old folks home.
Is that normal?
Is that normal?
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February 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Your powers? Okay, now, I’m intrigued. Tell me about them.
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Your powers? Okay, now, I’m intrigued. Tell me about them.
Nope. Don’t have any other questions whatsoever.
[He put his hand behind his head.]
[He put his hand behind his head.]
September 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nope. Don’t have any other questions whatsoever.
[He put his hand behind his head.]
[He put his hand behind his head.]
For clarification, my foster parents actually worked with the youth-stealing cult. But, I do have two foster sisters but no mom or dad.
But, Luke is still alive. He’s just really old. They were like on the fourth floor with other people who were also old too.
But, Luke is still alive. He’s just really old. They were like on the fourth floor with other people who were also old too.
"Youth-stealing cult, huh? Sorry to hear your family was involved, foster or otherwise."
He bows his head slightly, large ears tilting downward.
He bows his head slightly, large ears tilting downward.
Pfft, you’re right about the cult part. Though, it was way different. They like extracted the youth from the people who worked there.
Even my foster brother, Luke. Not to mention that my foster parents worked with them.
[His expression turned into a somber one.]
Even my foster brother, Luke. Not to mention that my foster parents worked with them.
[His expression turned into a somber one.]
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
For clarification, my foster parents actually worked with the youth-stealing cult. But, I do have two foster sisters but no mom or dad.
But, Luke is still alive. He’s just really old. They were like on the fourth floor with other people who were also old too.
But, Luke is still alive. He’s just really old. They were like on the fourth floor with other people who were also old too.
You know, you certainly are something. Doesn’t your back hurt from lying down on literal rocks?
Like, that’s commendable but also, ouch. Sounds like it hurts a lot.
Like, that’s commendable but also, ouch. Sounds like it hurts a lot.
September 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You know, you certainly are something. Doesn’t your back hurt from lying down on literal rocks?
Like, that’s commendable but also, ouch. Sounds like it hurts a lot.
Like, that’s commendable but also, ouch. Sounds like it hurts a lot.
Pfft, you’re right about the cult part. Though, it was way different. They like extracted the youth from the people who worked there.
Even my foster brother, Luke. Not to mention that my foster parents worked with them.
[His expression turned into a somber one.]
Even my foster brother, Luke. Not to mention that my foster parents worked with them.
[His expression turned into a somber one.]
"I'm guessing the old people were either alien invaders or a nutty cult. It happens weirdly-often..."
The Followers of the Old Wind came to mind... Which in hindsight was funny considering what the Old Wind was.
The Followers of the Old Wind came to mind... Which in hindsight was funny considering what the Old Wind was.
Haha. Well, I’m kind of already used to some craziness. Worked at an old folks home for community service.
Honestly, it was a fucking crazy experience.
Honestly, it was a fucking crazy experience.
September 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pfft, you’re right about the cult part. Though, it was way different. They like extracted the youth from the people who worked there.
Even my foster brother, Luke. Not to mention that my foster parents worked with them.
[His expression turned into a somber one.]
Even my foster brother, Luke. Not to mention that my foster parents worked with them.
[His expression turned into a somber one.]
Haha. Well, I’m kind of already used to some craziness. Worked at an old folks home for community service.
Honestly, it was a fucking crazy experience.
Honestly, it was a fucking crazy experience.
"...You eventually get used to the craziness around here... kind of."
He chuckles.
He chuckles.
The multiverse? Didn’t think that was a real thing. I’m Max.
September 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Haha. Well, I’m kind of already used to some craziness. Worked at an old folks home for community service.
Honestly, it was a fucking crazy experience.
Honestly, it was a fucking crazy experience.
The multiverse? Didn’t think that was a real thing. I’m Max.
"Name's Courage. Usually I'm a dog-person."
"As for where you are... The hell before you die called the Multiverse."
"As for where you are... The hell before you die called the Multiverse."
Who are you now? What is this place?
September 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The multiverse? Didn’t think that was a real thing. I’m Max.
Jesus.
RAAAAAAAAA
Is that a fucking purple dinosaur? This place is so confusing.
September 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jesus.
Who are you now? What is this place?
"...You have no idea."
Is that a fucking purple dinosaur? This place is so confusing.
September 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Who are you now? What is this place?
A hammock for a bed? You do know that it can literally break sometime soon, right? Plus, doesn’t that seem uncomfortable?
And hunting for food? Well, that sounds badass.
And hunting for food? Well, that sounds badass.
September 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A hammock for a bed? You do know that it can literally break sometime soon, right? Plus, doesn’t that seem uncomfortable?
And hunting for food? Well, that sounds badass.
And hunting for food? Well, that sounds badass.
Is that a fucking purple dinosaur? This place is so confusing.
September 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is that a fucking purple dinosaur? This place is so confusing.
Ah. Got it. Wait, where’s the bed and like all the house furniture? What do you even eat if there’s no cooking equipment?
And where the fuck do you even sleep?
And where the fuck do you even sleep?
September 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ah. Got it. Wait, where’s the bed and like all the house furniture? What do you even eat if there’s no cooking equipment?
And where the fuck do you even sleep?
And where the fuck do you even sleep?
So, uh, again, do you know what this place is in general? Like, is this your home or something?
September 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So, uh, again, do you know what this place is in general? Like, is this your home or something?
Well, even if was unintentIonal, you got the job done.
[He would have a smile on his face.]
[He would have a smile on his face.]
September 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well, even if was unintentIonal, you got the job done.
[He would have a smile on his face.]
[He would have a smile on his face.]