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Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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Happy birthday! 🥳
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Also the cast was delightful
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Like it's one thing to know Sondheim's great at making musicals and another thing to feel him stab a knife into your heart bringing back a motif at a narratively perfect time y'know
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I simply adore his bitchy lil smirk
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Made it though!
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Turns out 3D does nothing to improve the whack ass way Chu blocks and frames scenes lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Don't eat lentils because you're in your follicular phase, just eat lentils because they're good I beg of you
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Loooooot of folks acting like sexual dimorphism makes humans two completely distinct species with totally different needs and it's weeeeeeeeird
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Also love when they're like "upload one of these valid legal documents to prove you've actually changed your name and you're not a filthy liar" and a court order of name change is. Not listed as a valid legal document. Alright buddy
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Changing your name is NOT uncommon enough to act like it's super confusing and a hassle to manage. c'mon now. Update your lil database and keep it pushing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Like it's not even transphobia that's making them do this? A newlywed changing their last name would have to jump through the same hoops as me before any real human being who might be a 'phobe about it enters the process. Why? What are we gaining here? What fraud do we think we're preventing?
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM