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Listen to my flop tracks, boy: https://weeklybeats.com/maximumgoose
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YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE FIRST TIME, NOW YOU'LL BE MADE TO UNDERSTAND
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New Kirby Air Ride Racers Coming to Switch 2. Sakurai Dircting.
April 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Me, upon learning the Lord of the Seas is returning.
March 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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3RD FLEETERS REJOICE 😭
March 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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We are so back
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March 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Odds are this ritual bloodletting is, as ever, about pleasing the shareholders. IP like Harry Potter, perhaps the least imaginative story ever told about literal wizards, and Game of Thrones, a franchise so tapped that I grow tired just thinking about it, will continue until morale improves. The studios involved will not, unless they produce infinite hits forever – unless they cause The Line to stand so erect that it tickles God’s own toesie-woesies. I’m sure said shareholders will leap into the air and click their heels when they hear that people have lost their jobs, and an incredible legacy that includes Blood, No One Lives Forever, F.E.A.R., Condemned: Criminal Origins, and Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor has been flushed down the toilet. I do not imagine many of them will linger long on the fact that WB patented Monolith’s incredible Nemesis System – which allowed enemies in the Mordor games to develop personal rivalries with the player and even taunt you with the specific ways they dispatched you – and then failed to meaningfully redeploy it, preventing other game developers from iterating on a mechanic that could have defined an era. After all, that is not their job. Their job is to serve, and be served by, The Line. Our job is to slurp slop from the boot heel – to bury ourselves in meaningless nostalgia for boy wizards until we’ve forgotten that human beings are part of this process at all.
February 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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These #Berserk bookends could not look cooler
January 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Thinking about how someone (or multiple someones) working on #Castlevania has as much brainrot about Future Trunks as I do. Very thankful.
January 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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How is it possible that after 4 playthroughs of Prey (2017) I'm still finding things I've never seen before? Man I love this game.
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Animal Well GotY (real)
November 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Actually managed to write some new music for the first time in months. Gonna try to put that album together finally.
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Gonna play Monster Hunter Wilds beta all day tomorrow then go to an Iron Maiden concert with my brother.

I'm so goddamn ready.
October 31, 2024 at 10:43 PM
maximumgoose.bsky.social
Hi I make music sometimes and you can listen to it places I guess.
February 7, 2024 at 3:52 AM