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maxiemoosie.bsky.social
Autistic Max
@maxiemoosie.bsky.social
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You might remember me from such social networks as Twitter.

Humor, autism, and random other nonsense.

He / Him

#ActuallyAutistic
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If you need alternatives to ChatGPT or any AI, this video has a terrific suggestion.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwpBa1s/
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Reposted with alt text.

I have only ever accidentally used A.I., so to me, this is like writing about how… you know what, metaphors escape me. This headline is pathetic.
Article headline that reads, “48 Hours Without A.I. It's everywhere, as the author learned the hard way while making as little contact as possible with machine learning and generative artificial intelligence.” There’s a picture with a man in the middle of a city holding a giant paper map and generally looking confused.
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Here you go. Video is only two minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The anti-self dx crowd be like...
Lucile Bluth from Arrested Development obliviously asking, "It's one autism assessment Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
maxiemoosie.bsky.social
Autistic sensory sensitivities can be pretty finicky.

By the way, a change of less than three decibels is imperceivable to humans.
Geordi Drake meme. Two panels of Geordi from Star Trek Next Generation. Geordi holds his hand in disagreement at the statement, "Music at 65 decibels." Then, Geordi points in agreement at, "Music at 64 decibels."
October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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With Alt Text. Not gonna link the article, follow the quote if you really want to.
Daily Mail Exclusive headline that reads: EXCLUSIVE Trans 'partner' of Charlie Kirk suspect 'praised Joe Biden' before conservative activist was shot... as link to bizarre 'furry' lifestyle revealed
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Rowlf, the Muppet dog, dressed in teal medical scrubs with a stethoscope.
September 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Try not to get worked up when Agent Orange makes a social media post.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6vVYuEA/
September 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
maxiemoosie.bsky.social
Anyone a fan of Tool? I don’t know their work, but I’ll take this over AI slop any day.

Old MacDonald in the style of Tool.

Link:https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6WFoCdS/
September 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Everyone needs a smile.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6sxErkm/
August 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Self explanatory.
Inigo Montoya from The Prince Bride saying, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You broke my hyperfocus. Prepare to die."
August 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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One reason I’m on less: Quote Skeets like this aren’t particularly awful, but they’re obnoxious, and at 40, I have no patience for pedants who can’t understand obvious hyperbole.

I know it’s normalized, but strangers blasting me for something they disagree with is a blocking.
QT of the above tweet saying, “Nobody? Barack Obama's Democratic National Convention speech in 2004 put him on the national radar. I don't know what you were doing.”
August 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
maxiemoosie.bsky.social
Ahem.
Worf from Star Trek Next Generation, looking very stern as he says, "Those who deny the validity of self dx are without honor.
June 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Gowron, the Klingon life coach.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjqusBsN/
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
maxiemoosie.bsky.social
And now for something completely the same.
Two panel stills from the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition sketch. In panel one, a British gentleman in a lavish parlor says, "I just asked a question, I wasn't expecting an autistic info dump." In the next panel, three men dressed in red cardinal garments wearing crosses around their necks shout, "Nobody expects and autistic info dump!"
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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This came up on my TikTok FYP and I’ve been struggling to figure out what the intended joke actually is.

Is this the new, “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
A picture of Apollo 11 from 1969 orbiting the moon with a partially shadowed Earth deep in the background. The caption reads, “Apollo 11 traveled nearly half a million miles on one tank of gas and oxygen. That’s it… that’s the joke.”
May 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I've heard people argue that masking is a form of lying, but that argument is utterly nonsensical.

Masking is survival. People don't like unmasked autistic traits, so we mask to keep the NTs calm.
A two panel comic featuring stills from one of the many Scooby Doo cartoons. There is a man dressed as a ghost labeled, "Autistic Masking." Fred says, "Now let's see who you really are under the mask!" Fred pulls off the mask revealing a man labeled, "Same autistic person, but you're less comfortable."
May 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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What’s a canola plant? Are seed oils really bad for you?

A food scientist explains!

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjDUvx5o/
May 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Happy Star Wars Day y’all!

I still prefer Captain Picard Day, but you take what you can get.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjA66XrE/
May 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Words escape me.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj6wpXrj/
April 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The difference between allistics and autistics explained in this completely serious image that is not done for comic effect no siree.
Two panels of a woman eating a banana. The first panel is an allistic woman saying, "This is a good banana!" The second panel is an identical looking autistic woman saying, "This is a good banana, and also, I'm autistic!"
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Reason I despise a lot of the doomerism I see here and refuse to partake myself.

Also, if you need a reality check and are sick of doom and gloom but want to keep up with the news, Amanda is a good TikTok follow.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj6mSetK/
April 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
maxiemoosie.bsky.social
It's still autism awareness month! How aware are you of autism?

I imagine this is how meetings go in every organization ostensibly about helping autistic people.
Three panel comic of a board meeting. The boss asks, "What should our autism research focus on?" "Children!" one person excitedly replies. "Parents!" exclaims another. "Ask autistic adults," another calmly says. The boss stares angrily at the man who suggested asking autistic adults, and tosses him out the window at the top of a skyscraper.
April 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Great advice on how to use less fatphobic language.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj2cpHkd/
April 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Gotta love this guy’s joy and the nostalgia.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjeqRNju/
April 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM