Maxi Alakazam ✨
@maxialakazam.bsky.social
✨ that weird latino who dislike summer ✨ l linktr.ee/maxialakazam
SOYY TU RELIIIIQUIAAAAA
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
SOYY TU RELIIIIQUIAAAAA
yes, i’m playing Dobble: Animal Crossing edition 🎋
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
yes, i’m playing Dobble: Animal Crossing edition 🎋
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Me: “I need more friends…”
Also me: never goes out and has social anxiety
Also me: never goes out and has social anxiety
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Me: “I need more friends…”
Also me: never goes out and has social anxiety
Also me: never goes out and has social anxiety
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“I’m scared I might have gonorrhea” ok then just never get tested because then you’ll never have to know. easy solution, dumbass
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“I’m scared I might have gonorrhea” ok then just never get tested because then you’ll never have to know. easy solution, dumbass
perdón chicas, pero si van a cocinar algo "rápido" y tardan más de media hora, pues entonces rápido no es
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
perdón chicas, pero si van a cocinar algo "rápido" y tardan más de media hora, pues entonces rápido no es
ahora sí por fin toca matar a Ganon 😰
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ahora sí por fin toca matar a Ganon 😰
ayer estaba tomando gin porque supuestamente es una de las bebidas que menos causa resaca
…ando hoy aquí muriéndome ☠️
…ando hoy aquí muriéndome ☠️
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
ayer estaba tomando gin porque supuestamente es una de las bebidas que menos causa resaca
…ando hoy aquí muriéndome ☠️
…ando hoy aquí muriéndome ☠️
estoy flirteando con un japonés muy cute desde hace rato, deséeme suerte
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
estoy flirteando con un japonés muy cute desde hace rato, deséeme suerte
qué vergüenza acordarme de que en algún momento fui fan de Dross 🤮
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
qué vergüenza acordarme de que en algún momento fui fan de Dross 🤮
still not over it
almost a year since whiplash from aespa dropped and I'm still not over it
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
still not over it
el ps5 es el adorno más caro que tengo en mi casa
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
el ps5 es el adorno más caro que tengo en mi casa
just a disclaimer for my english-speaking followers, but i think i’ll post more in spanish from now on 👀
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
just a disclaimer for my english-speaking followers, but i think i’ll post more in spanish from now on 👀
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idk nothing matters anymore like do whatever the fuck you want just be a good person and do what makes you happy
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
idk nothing matters anymore like do whatever the fuck you want just be a good person and do what makes you happy
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it's so crazy to me how my whole body changes after just three days without a drop of alcohol. it's like being run through a full body glow up filter.
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
it's so crazy to me how my whole body changes after just three days without a drop of alcohol. it's like being run through a full body glow up filter.
want a lot of tattoos but I don’t know where to start 😫
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
want a lot of tattoos but I don’t know where to start 😫
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I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
people look at me like i’m crazy when i say i don’t like traveling that much
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
people look at me like i’m crazy when i say i don’t like traveling that much
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sigo sin entender como coño hace la gente para viajar tanto 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
sigo sin entender como coño hace la gente para viajar tanto 🙃
watched some really good movies these past few days 🤩
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
watched some really good movies these past few days 🤩
I still get surprised when a fellow millennial doesn’t know how to download something by torrent
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still get surprised when a fellow millennial doesn’t know how to download something by torrent
now that I'm in my 30s I can say that being in your 20s sucks
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
now that I'm in my 30s I can say that being in your 20s sucks