Max
@maxcookie.bsky.social
The best lil’ rancher in Texas 💅🏻🏳️🌈🐄
The bastrop theater rules. If you go at random times to less popular movies, you basically get a private screening room.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The bastrop theater rules. If you go at random times to less popular movies, you basically get a private screening room.
[Youtube apology video] “Hey guys I slipped up and decided to give myself a fever again”
On behalf of all blizzfans, we will let it slide…. this time. 😅
On behalf of all blizzfans, we will let it slide…. this time. 😅
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
[Youtube apology video] “Hey guys I slipped up and decided to give myself a fever again”
On behalf of all blizzfans, we will let it slide…. this time. 😅
On behalf of all blizzfans, we will let it slide…. this time. 😅
Ah yes, as I always say (as a human) “Cuts may vary with each harvest to ensure freshness and balance”
ALL BONELES
ALL BONELES
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ah yes, as I always say (as a human) “Cuts may vary with each harvest to ensure freshness and balance”
ALL BONELES
ALL BONELES
Who’s hungry for some STRINGIN
Or LONDON BROLL
Or LONDON BROLL
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Who’s hungry for some STRINGIN
Or LONDON BROLL
Or LONDON BROLL
Uhhh so apparently ChatGPT scraped my redesign of my website and is now generating ai slop versions for random people who are trying to sell beef to their coworkers.
First one is the ai slop. 2nd one I made with photoshop/procreate.
Wildest part? I did this redesign 3 weeks ago.
First one is the ai slop. 2nd one I made with photoshop/procreate.
Wildest part? I did this redesign 3 weeks ago.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Uhhh so apparently ChatGPT scraped my redesign of my website and is now generating ai slop versions for random people who are trying to sell beef to their coworkers.
First one is the ai slop. 2nd one I made with photoshop/procreate.
Wildest part? I did this redesign 3 weeks ago.
First one is the ai slop. 2nd one I made with photoshop/procreate.
Wildest part? I did this redesign 3 weeks ago.
So, come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver
With anticip-
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver
With anticip-
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
So, come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver
With anticip-
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver
With anticip-
Logistic companies HAVE to know what they’re saying
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Logistic companies HAVE to know what they’re saying
Our family met Patricia Quinn. I won the costume contest. A ridiculous night!
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Our family met Patricia Quinn. I won the costume contest. A ridiculous night!
Small Town Texas Cryptid
September 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Small Town Texas Cryptid
Nobody wants to talk about the liminal space eternal firepit at the local resort
It’s 100 degrees outside btw
It’s 100 degrees outside btw
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nobody wants to talk about the liminal space eternal firepit at the local resort
It’s 100 degrees outside btw
It’s 100 degrees outside btw
This popped up on the FYP, and they genuinely seemed like a nice group of straight bros with a positive goal of fighting toxic masculity..
But who’s gonna tell them?
But who’s gonna tell them?
August 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This popped up on the FYP, and they genuinely seemed like a nice group of straight bros with a positive goal of fighting toxic masculity..
But who’s gonna tell them?
But who’s gonna tell them?
I got a bunch of death stranding 2 apparel and I wear them to all deliveries.
July 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I got a bunch of death stranding 2 apparel and I wear them to all deliveries.
Considering going pro at pool
(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)
(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)
July 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Considering going pro at pool
(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)
(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)
Why does this picture I took of the herd make them look like miniatures
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why does this picture I took of the herd make them look like miniatures
Texas Rural River Fashion 2k25:
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- “Expensive” Kaftan bought online during pandemmy
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- “Expensive” Kaftan bought online during pandemmy
April 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Texas Rural River Fashion 2k25:
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- “Expensive” Kaftan bought online during pandemmy
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- “Expensive” Kaftan bought online during pandemmy
Already miss the faire.
My fits this year:
My fits this year:
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Already miss the faire.
My fits this year:
My fits this year:
Thank you apple intelligence, I viscerally hate it
February 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Thank you apple intelligence, I viscerally hate it
Me to all the customers blowing up my company phone that are panic buying beef:
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me to all the customers blowing up my company phone that are panic buying beef:
I downloaded Infinity Nikki…
January 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I downloaded Infinity Nikki…
Behold my beige creations!!!
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Behold my beige creations!!!
I think often about the “wells for boys” snl sketch specifically the lil balcony that sensitive boys can make an announcement from
November 27, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I think often about the “wells for boys” snl sketch specifically the lil balcony that sensitive boys can make an announcement from
Made a bomb ass prime rib
November 27, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Made a bomb ass prime rib