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if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon

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Felt incredibly cute. Never deleting
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
World Series going so late my Queen of the Night cactus started blooming
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I’ve always wanted to make electronic yogurt
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sorry my place is such a mess
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
be advised, you are now under a level 4 plumeria blossom alert
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Saw Chris Fleming last night and haven’t enjoyed such sustained laughter since the last time I saw Chris Fleming
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
tiny grape has entered the chat
September 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Roses are red
The violet remains
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What is this, casual Friday?
September 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Excited to try the latest flavor
July 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Finally some good news
June 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
okay YES you should see Chris Fleming perform live but ONLY if you want to laugh so hard you grow abs
June 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thinking of a tactful way to tell these berries they need a magnifying mirror and some tweezers
May 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my uber’s here
May 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
tfw the mountains look smoky
April 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
c’mon, they were just high fiving
April 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
friends, returning from European voyage: we saw Stonehenge

me, here the whole time: I saw the car from Ghostbusters
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
omen of the day
March 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Forget walking a cute dog. The new thing is wearing a live opossum
March 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Worst term of endearment just dropped
March 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
POV: you’re watching me wonder if I can leap into the Neptune Pool before being tackled by security
March 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When regular moss won’t do, it’s
February 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Roses are red
Violets get picked
February 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hey, I’m bloomin’ here!
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Merry Quichemas
December 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM