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The Mauve Rose
@mauverose.bsky.social
Amateur wordsmith and blogger - mostly science fiction or slightly scary stories. Cat slave. Take pictures of local wildlife when they are kind enough to pose for me.

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The weirdest Canadian television show that I have ever watched is and will always be Lexx. And Canadians should be proud to have birthed that space oddity.

Well, anyway, that's my two cents.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Finally, someone who gets me!
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Coined in the 1900s, the term is Earthers. But Earthicans also works.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Moron might want to turn around where the gas prices clearly show that gas is not $2 a gallon as Donny claimed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
🤣
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Translation - "We need to fail more of them to boost attendance at pro-wrestling events. I'm not making enough money there."
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If it weren't for the hours wasted getting the thing to act like a normal printer, I could have written the great American novel and the first draft of a screenplay based on said novel. Instead, I bide my time looking for a reasonably priced replacement.

But to be fair, it's only 10 years old.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Buy a printer that just works?

Where's the fun in that? I absolutely adore it when my HP Officejet Pro 6835 decides to have a hissy fit and refuse to scan, copy, or (fax disabled, no landline). Then it will refuse to shut down like a petulant child determined to stay up past its bedtime.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I've seen some pretty bizarre and nasty wine labels in the short time that I ran the "beer garden" at a local grocery store. It isn't the label that it is keeping it on the shelf - it's that ridiculously high price for what is probably a shit wine.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
How the facking hell can Tesla afford to pay Musk that much? Something smells here.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Falls in line with RFK's latest - vaccine cause peanut allergies. the news shows really need to open with the looney toons music.
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The doctrine of "I just pulled this out of my ass".
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't understand why the MAGAts think we have a problem with that. Oh, wait, it is "projection", isn't it?

Here's your daily reminder that every accusation is a confession.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yesterday's Democrats that need to be voted out. There is nothing "today" about them. There are plenty of younger Democrats who aren't committed to the insanity these "old school" idiots practice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yes, he has...

...sent it careening off a cliff into a very deep abyss.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He probably cries over spilt milk.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This geezer seconds that emotion.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every primary election, even if it's for dogcatcher, I look for candidates that lean left. If you keep electing the leftmost candidates, you eventually end up with actual left candidates.

Never give up; never give in.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The worst part is being stuck with these dickwads for the next 4-6 years.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That ought to cover the first month of health insurance under the new premiums post ACA.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Bicentennial coins used the hyphenated date format, but they only featured dead presidents. We should be so lucky.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Crush some garlic and drop a half stick of butter into the pan first. Give those pierogis some kick by adding sauerkraut to the pan with the onions and a generous amount of black pepper.

Or just toss the pierogis and onion into a casserole and nuke them. They're your pierogis.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The truth is never pedantic. The New York Times has become nothing more than a propaganda rag useful for lining bird cages.
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Gotta give him a point for not running out of the room like RFK, Jr did.

Okay, maybe a point is too much. Maybe 1 trillionth of a point.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM