Mauser Frau
@mauserfrau.bsky.social
Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark .
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Me: This thread on Twatter makes me wonder if people can read.
Also me: Did I just confuse a friend's birthday with the birthday of a fictional person???
Also me: Did I just confuse a friend's birthday with the birthday of a fictional person???
August 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me: This thread on Twatter makes me wonder if people can read.
Also me: Did I just confuse a friend's birthday with the birthday of a fictional person???
Also me: Did I just confuse a friend's birthday with the birthday of a fictional person???
August 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Chapter 23 of my #nski / #kins fic is up! Features a certain tag people have been waiting for truly going live. NSFW!
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
July 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Chapter 23 of my #nski / #kins fic is up! Features a certain tag people have been waiting for truly going live. NSFW!
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
My cat had her teeth cleaned yesterday. She's a rescue and grew up in cat poverty, so the state of her mouth was dubious.
Miraculously, she only needed one small repair!
Here's a picture of her taken after she stole an entire loaf of Roman peasant bread.
Miraculously, she only needed one small repair!
Here's a picture of her taken after she stole an entire loaf of Roman peasant bread.
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My cat had her teeth cleaned yesterday. She's a rescue and grew up in cat poverty, so the state of her mouth was dubious.
Miraculously, she only needed one small repair!
Here's a picture of her taken after she stole an entire loaf of Roman peasant bread.
Miraculously, she only needed one small repair!
Here's a picture of her taken after she stole an entire loaf of Roman peasant bread.
Speaking of sex scenes, Chapter 22 of my #neskai / #kaines fic is up... archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
July 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Speaking of sex scenes, Chapter 22 of my #neskai / #kaines fic is up... archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
So I got Chapter 20 up! 🥳🥳🥳
The cat who caused the delay is currently sitting on my lap. Happy Weekend everybody.
So I got Chapter 20 up! 🥳🥳🥳
The cat who caused the delay is currently sitting on my lap. Happy Weekend everybody.
June 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
So I got Chapter 20 up! 🥳🥳🥳
The cat who caused the delay is currently sitting on my lap. Happy Weekend everybody.
So I got Chapter 20 up! 🥳🥳🥳
The cat who caused the delay is currently sitting on my lap. Happy Weekend everybody.
Chapter 19 of my #nesskai / #kainess fic is up!
(Mind the tags.)
(And the fact I got all the Russian surnames in this chapter from Cold War Era sci-fi.)
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
(Mind the tags.)
(And the fact I got all the Russian surnames in this chapter from Cold War Era sci-fi.)
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
June 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Chapter 19 of my #nesskai / #kainess fic is up!
(Mind the tags.)
(And the fact I got all the Russian surnames in this chapter from Cold War Era sci-fi.)
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
(Mind the tags.)
(And the fact I got all the Russian surnames in this chapter from Cold War Era sci-fi.)
archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
The FUCK. Michael Kaiser was weird before I got here. What part of standing in front of a mirror bare-assed naked while hyping himself up is normal???
February 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The FUCK. Michael Kaiser was weird before I got here. What part of standing in front of a mirror bare-assed naked while hyping himself up is normal???
Me in real life tho.
January 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me in real life tho.
April 9, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Happy Yaoi Zombie Jesus Day to those who looked at this pic and were like-- yeah, checks out.
March 31, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Happy Yaoi Zombie Jesus Day to those who looked at this pic and were like-- yeah, checks out.
ITT: I think friendo here wants me to write more.
March 13, 2024 at 4:22 PM
ITT: I think friendo here wants me to write more.
I strongly suggest everyone who writes anything read up on the 2023 Hugo debacle: www.patreon.com/posts/98498779
For those of you short on time, here's Kat Jones being a fucking HOA Karen.
For those of you short on time, here's Kat Jones being a fucking HOA Karen.
February 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I strongly suggest everyone who writes anything read up on the 2023 Hugo debacle: www.patreon.com/posts/98498779
For those of you short on time, here's Kat Jones being a fucking HOA Karen.
For those of you short on time, here's Kat Jones being a fucking HOA Karen.
February 12, 2024 at 6:08 PM
OK, so I changed my Discord icon to Linka high on Bliss (you know, you know). I defy you to tell me this was anything besided a good life choice.
February 6, 2024 at 2:46 AM
OK, so I changed my Discord icon to Linka high on Bliss (you know, you know). I defy you to tell me this was anything besided a good life choice.
I'm one of those people who talks through problems to solve them. This ranges from:
Me: So, if this is a driving social force, how many drugs do these people do?
Other writer: It's 2AM.
to
Me: It's a paper. It's flat. You write on it. Am I missing something?
Coworker: No, but the client sure is.
Me: So, if this is a driving social force, how many drugs do these people do?
Other writer: It's 2AM.
to
Me: It's a paper. It's flat. You write on it. Am I missing something?
Coworker: No, but the client sure is.
November 1, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I'm one of those people who talks through problems to solve them. This ranges from:
Me: So, if this is a driving social force, how many drugs do these people do?
Other writer: It's 2AM.
to
Me: It's a paper. It's flat. You write on it. Am I missing something?
Coworker: No, but the client sure is.
Me: So, if this is a driving social force, how many drugs do these people do?
Other writer: It's 2AM.
to
Me: It's a paper. It's flat. You write on it. Am I missing something?
Coworker: No, but the client sure is.
Me: /once made someone soliciting body horror nauseous with my submission
Also Me: /has tagged for "baby eating" at least twice
Finally Me: /see screenshot if you were wondering what it took to make me lose my personal shit
Also Me: /has tagged for "baby eating" at least twice
Finally Me: /see screenshot if you were wondering what it took to make me lose my personal shit
October 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Me: /once made someone soliciting body horror nauseous with my submission
Also Me: /has tagged for "baby eating" at least twice
Finally Me: /see screenshot if you were wondering what it took to make me lose my personal shit
Also Me: /has tagged for "baby eating" at least twice
Finally Me: /see screenshot if you were wondering what it took to make me lose my personal shit
Going to see 'The Room'. Am I doing it right???
October 1, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Going to see 'The Room'. Am I doing it right???