maude squad
@maudesquad.bsky.social
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maude squad
@maudesquad.bsky.social
· May 24
Forbidden words of 2025 (Life in Hell)
deserves
trauma
does anyone else
am I the only one who
unalive
pew pew
body count
lazy writing
cringe
radical
tubular
cats pajamas
boss
illegal
media literacy
content
efficiency
concerning
creator
genocide
gene
gen
space
pronoun
npc
biden
freedom
children
ai
deserves
trauma
does anyone else
am I the only one who
unalive
pew pew
body count
lazy writing
cringe
radical
tubular
cats pajamas
boss
illegal
media literacy
content
efficiency
concerning
creator
genocide
gene
gen
space
pronoun
npc
biden
freedom
children
ai
I want to age naturally because I want to look like the women I admire
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I want to age naturally because I want to look like the women I admire
My heart has joined the thousand for my mom stopped running today
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My heart has joined the thousand for my mom stopped running today
Tired of dying people telling me to keep going
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Tired of dying people telling me to keep going
We said we wanted to be Lydia, but deep down Delia was the dream
Delia Deetz Insane GIF
ALT: Delia Deetz Insane GIF
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
We said we wanted to be Lydia, but deep down Delia was the dream
Goodnight, sweet princess
sally from the nightmare before christmas is a cartoon character with stitches on her face .
Alt: sally from the nightmare before christmas is a cartoon character with stitches on her face .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Goodnight, sweet princess
Is love an actual force
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Is love an actual force
If you cup your hands over your ears, you can hear the ocean
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If you cup your hands over your ears, you can hear the ocean
I think I love rainy and cloudy days so much because it meant I could stay home from school and be with you
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I think I love rainy and cloudy days so much because it meant I could stay home from school and be with you
We were promised a party
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We were promised a party
None of this was necessary
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
None of this was necessary
What if the sacrifices weren’t meant to appease the gods, but to anger them
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
What if the sacrifices weren’t meant to appease the gods, but to anger them
Persons, places, and things are converging. Folks are consolidating. That’s a law of nature. What’s interesting is how it’s playing out. Interesting lol, I mean shocking. But there’s a few glimmering gleams, too. One must follow their bliss, whatever, whoever that is.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Persons, places, and things are converging. Folks are consolidating. That’s a law of nature. What’s interesting is how it’s playing out. Interesting lol, I mean shocking. But there’s a few glimmering gleams, too. One must follow their bliss, whatever, whoever that is.
Omg it’s not because it’s the closest planet but bc of the stupid god and symbol it’s named after and people with money think that’s intelligence lol
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Omg it’s not because it’s the closest planet but bc of the stupid god and symbol it’s named after and people with money think that’s intelligence lol
The ground is too warm
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The ground is too warm
Bitching about shitty silent auctions and taco bell at the insurance agency just to feel something
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bitching about shitty silent auctions and taco bell at the insurance agency just to feel something
Sometimes the day is shit, but then you make a perfect cup of coffee. The aligning stars could aim a bit better, sure, but I’ll take it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes the day is shit, but then you make a perfect cup of coffee. The aligning stars could aim a bit better, sure, but I’ll take it.
Mentally using the word “wait” to begin every post I read to greet engineered urgency with flat disappointment for the lulz
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Mentally using the word “wait” to begin every post I read to greet engineered urgency with flat disappointment for the lulz
Exiting the “yes, and” phase, entering a “no, but maybe” mode. This is going to be a weird, dumb ride
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Exiting the “yes, and” phase, entering a “no, but maybe” mode. This is going to be a weird, dumb ride
To alive or unalive, what’s your damage: would you rather go the pick me sellout awaiting the eventual milkshake ducking or kys. Cringe.
Hamlet, I think
Hamlet, I think
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
To alive or unalive, what’s your damage: would you rather go the pick me sellout awaiting the eventual milkshake ducking or kys. Cringe.
Hamlet, I think
Hamlet, I think
Also, we write our own stories. We wrote a stupid one. Perhaps it picks up in act iii and we can stick the landing.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Also, we write our own stories. We wrote a stupid one. Perhaps it picks up in act iii and we can stick the landing.
Can’t really recall the times I didn’t sleep without having one eye open. Maybe 2004-2006? Yet it seems I’ve grown accustomed to this face.
To negative space, cheers!
To negative space, cheers!
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can’t really recall the times I didn’t sleep without having one eye open. Maybe 2004-2006? Yet it seems I’ve grown accustomed to this face.
To negative space, cheers!
To negative space, cheers!
Bring back toynbee tiles pls
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Bring back toynbee tiles pls
I dunno, guys, I think folks are going to have to feel it to believe it. Seeing it means nothing. Goodness gracious, they probably can’t feel it, either, can they? Oh no. What did we do? What *can* we do? We must party. Partytown USA
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I dunno, guys, I think folks are going to have to feel it to believe it. Seeing it means nothing. Goodness gracious, they probably can’t feel it, either, can they? Oh no. What did we do? What *can* we do? We must party. Partytown USA