mattzog
@mattzog.bsky.social
Future Shock and Enshittification are the bookends of our age.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Future Shock and Enshittification are the bookends of our age.
I passed an old tan Chevy Suburban with a bullhorn it the window declaring "ISRAEL DID 9-11". It was like a conspiracy dipshit oldies station. It was almost quaint, except for the antisemitism.
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I passed an old tan Chevy Suburban with a bullhorn it the window declaring "ISRAEL DID 9-11". It was like a conspiracy dipshit oldies station. It was almost quaint, except for the antisemitism.
Silicon Valley has an enshittifixation
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Silicon Valley has an enshittifixation
I don't know my Bongino from my Bovino
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I don't know my Bongino from my Bovino
2001, but Hal is *sassy*
January 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
2001, but Hal is *sassy*
This administration is tempting me to start believing in hell, so they can all go there.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
This administration is tempting me to start believing in hell, so they can all go there.
I want Thomas Pynchon to write a Star Wars novel
December 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I want Thomas Pynchon to write a Star Wars novel
robot to the groin has robot to the groin
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
robot to the groin has robot to the groin
lesser of two weasels
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
lesser of two weasels
I don't like Christmas, I'm Santa Claustrophobic
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't like Christmas, I'm Santa Claustrophobic
sadder than airport restaurant lettuce
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
sadder than airport restaurant lettuce
Thanks to ChatGPT for keeping my artistic process honest.
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thanks to ChatGPT for keeping my artistic process honest.
I downloaded the movie Predators (2025) when I meant to download Predator: Badlands (2025) and this is not the media experience I was looking for this evening.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I downloaded the movie Predators (2025) when I meant to download Predator: Badlands (2025) and this is not the media experience I was looking for this evening.
The Revco album Beers Steers and Queers is on youtube under the an account named Bobby Hill and that is a Texas I can get on board with.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The Revco album Beers Steers and Queers is on youtube under the an account named Bobby Hill and that is a Texas I can get on board with.
A little on the nose dontcha think Ms Butler?
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A little on the nose dontcha think Ms Butler?
Chick Tracts still exist and they've gotten crazier.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Chick Tracts still exist and they've gotten crazier.
I'm sticking with estadounidense
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'm sticking with estadounidense
Fashionable libertarians say "Who is John Paul Galtier"
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Fashionable libertarians say "Who is John Paul Galtier"