matty rendell
@mattyrendell.bsky.social
the first bluesky user out of wodonga, australia
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matty rendell
@mattyrendell.bsky.social
· Oct 19
my lifelong goal has been to have 1000 followers on bluesky
please like, repost and follow to help me reach my goal
please like, repost and follow to help me reach my goal
the shit times
and the fun times
are never far apart
they are always connected
that’s why the gooch is the most philosophically relevant part of the body
and the fun times
are never far apart
they are always connected
that’s why the gooch is the most philosophically relevant part of the body
March 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the shit times
and the fun times
are never far apart
they are always connected
that’s why the gooch is the most philosophically relevant part of the body
and the fun times
are never far apart
they are always connected
that’s why the gooch is the most philosophically relevant part of the body
my neurodivergent ass when im told we’re not having takeaway for dinner on a Thursday
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
my neurodivergent ass when im told we’re not having takeaway for dinner on a Thursday
my 5 year old said to me in the car “dad what did you wanna be when you grew up when you were a kid?”
I said “an ice cream man” and she said “well why aren’t you doing that?”
and I’m having an existential crisis
I said “an ice cream man” and she said “well why aren’t you doing that?”
and I’m having an existential crisis
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my 5 year old said to me in the car “dad what did you wanna be when you grew up when you were a kid?”
I said “an ice cream man” and she said “well why aren’t you doing that?”
and I’m having an existential crisis
I said “an ice cream man” and she said “well why aren’t you doing that?”
and I’m having an existential crisis
after giving my balls this week to heal post vasectomy I’m on medical instruction to cum at least 20 times in the following 3 months which I’m obviously not gonna do cos I’m a man and why should I listen to the doctor
February 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
after giving my balls this week to heal post vasectomy I’m on medical instruction to cum at least 20 times in the following 3 months which I’m obviously not gonna do cos I’m a man and why should I listen to the doctor
threw all caution to the wind and drank non diet sprite pray for my mind
February 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
threw all caution to the wind and drank non diet sprite pray for my mind
what if lady gaga did a collab with travis barker?
February 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
what if lady gaga did a collab with travis barker?
5 years living that alcohol free life today
January 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
5 years living that alcohol free life today
anyone else feel concerned about the state of the world?
January 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
anyone else feel concerned about the state of the world?
don’t just accept the price on amazon just because it’s convenient
temu also has great prices
temu also has great prices
January 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
don’t just accept the price on amazon just because it’s convenient
temu also has great prices
temu also has great prices
my 2 year old is on steroids and I just booked a vasectomy
January 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
my 2 year old is on steroids and I just booked a vasectomy
not my ass giving system of a down - prison song a round of applause for being one of the best political songs of all time
December 31, 2024 at 11:41 PM
not my ass giving system of a down - prison song a round of applause for being one of the best political songs of all time
I’m at the playground next to the beach and there’s this dude who just ran with two young active wear ladies and he said to them “playgrounds are the best thing for kids hey”
December 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m at the playground next to the beach and there’s this dude who just ran with two young active wear ladies and he said to them “playgrounds are the best thing for kids hey”
watching the truman show
December 25, 2024 at 11:27 AM
watching the truman show
gonna show all of becs family those chicken shop date videos at christmas lunch
December 23, 2024 at 10:41 PM
gonna show all of becs family those chicken shop date videos at christmas lunch
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Jesus Christ
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Jesus Christ
Im having an emergency vasectomy to stop the excessive wet dreams
December 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Im having an emergency vasectomy to stop the excessive wet dreams
ebenezer scrooge is gonna be on the joe rogan experience according to sources on x
December 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
ebenezer scrooge is gonna be on the joe rogan experience according to sources on x
I cried when I seen this
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I cried when I seen this
npr should be providing artists with a standing desk not a tiny one
December 19, 2024 at 2:18 AM
npr should be providing artists with a standing desk not a tiny one
is pizza dough bread??
December 18, 2024 at 11:55 PM
is pizza dough bread??
raygun this
raygun that
what about me?
I’m a dumbass too
raygun that
what about me?
I’m a dumbass too
December 18, 2024 at 11:50 PM
raygun this
raygun that
what about me?
I’m a dumbass too
raygun that
what about me?
I’m a dumbass too
this is for australian bluesky:
discount chemist warehouse is built to make you feel awkward and socially anxious which is why I love it you all get to experience how I feel all the time and I get to feel peace it’s my favourite shop
discount chemist warehouse is built to make you feel awkward and socially anxious which is why I love it you all get to experience how I feel all the time and I get to feel peace it’s my favourite shop
December 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
this is for australian bluesky:
discount chemist warehouse is built to make you feel awkward and socially anxious which is why I love it you all get to experience how I feel all the time and I get to feel peace it’s my favourite shop
discount chemist warehouse is built to make you feel awkward and socially anxious which is why I love it you all get to experience how I feel all the time and I get to feel peace it’s my favourite shop
just told my boss about no cuss december and then said but I can’t do it this year too much shit going on
December 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
just told my boss about no cuss december and then said but I can’t do it this year too much shit going on
raygun is starting to give cringe vibes
December 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
raygun is starting to give cringe vibes