Mattydean
@mattydean.bsky.social
Chicago
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Here to engage with my 💙 community and wean myself off the negativity of Elon’s tiny penis compensation project.
News junkie. Love the arts and great design. A “Constant Reader.”
🏳️🌈👨🏼❤️👨🏻🦮🇹🇭🇺🇸
Here to engage with my 💙 community and wean myself off the negativity of Elon’s tiny penis compensation project.
News junkie. Love the arts and great design. A “Constant Reader.”
Always use a freezer safe bag.
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Always use a freezer safe bag.
A third of this country can just fuck off.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A third of this country can just fuck off.
They can flee but they can never be forgiven. Trump was the most obvious test of basic morality in history and they failed miserably. Every Trump vote should be a Mark of Cain that follows them for the rest of their lives.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They can flee but they can never be forgiven. Trump was the most obvious test of basic morality in history and they failed miserably. Every Trump vote should be a Mark of Cain that follows them for the rest of their lives.
Giving candy to a toddler so they won’t have a tantrum in the grocery store.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Giving candy to a toddler so they won’t have a tantrum in the grocery store.
Well, he sure as hell can find somnolence.
Can’t keep his damn eyes open for more than five minutes.
Can’t keep his damn eyes open for more than five minutes.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Well, he sure as hell can find somnolence.
Can’t keep his damn eyes open for more than five minutes.
Can’t keep his damn eyes open for more than five minutes.
Does he really have to go to all this trouble just to make sure that Don Jr. can keep getting his cocaine?
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Does he really have to go to all this trouble just to make sure that Don Jr. can keep getting his cocaine?
Think this is closer to a “snowball.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Think this is closer to a “snowball.”
Omigod. I remember Chess King.
I loved their tuxedo shirts!
I loved their tuxedo shirts!
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Omigod. I remember Chess King.
I loved their tuxedo shirts!
I loved their tuxedo shirts!
Ah. There it is. She’s just looking out for herself. That makes more sense.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ah. There it is. She’s just looking out for herself. That makes more sense.
They murder kids as a mid-day treat for themselves so why bother with a false justification?
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
They murder kids as a mid-day treat for themselves so why bother with a false justification?
Fuck you. You caved because it was easier for you. Nothing more. You will be primaried. Anything is better than you.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fuck you. You caved because it was easier for you. Nothing more. You will be primaried. Anything is better than you.
You embarrassing FUCK! You just handed Trump a huge win. You fucking coward.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You embarrassing FUCK! You just handed Trump a huge win. You fucking coward.
Dammit. You beat me on this one by 7 minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Dammit. You beat me on this one by 7 minutes.
Pretty obvious is because of Trump’s rancid and overpowering body odor.
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Pretty obvious is because of Trump’s rancid and overpowering body odor.
Did she and Fetterman get Freaky Friday’ed? Like they both were in the same room when a creepy statue got struck by lightning?
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Did she and Fetterman get Freaky Friday’ed? Like they both were in the same room when a creepy statue got struck by lightning?
So 41% of us are worthless trash people.
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
So 41% of us are worthless trash people.
If someone NEVER has any idea what’s going on then they are not suited for this job.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If someone NEVER has any idea what’s going on then they are not suited for this job.
He’s just trying to pretend he will live that long.
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He’s just trying to pretend he will live that long.
Ice are fucking vermin
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ice are fucking vermin
Definitely giving them more business.
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Definitely giving them more business.
Betting the final Big Mac has something to say about that. And hopefully soon.
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Betting the final Big Mac has something to say about that. And hopefully soon.
We aren’t fighting these fucking Nazis just to have one join us.
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We aren’t fighting these fucking Nazis just to have one join us.