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Phoebe Juel
@mattycornfed.bsky.social
Intl Humanitarian Law, Ag Health and Safety, Public Health, Civil War History, Rabbits, and an Haiku or two.
Unicorn, Pioneer, Catamount, Hawkeye.
Exasperated/Exhausted Episcopalian. Holder of a Jeopardy! annuity
Fehrenbach?
The guy who bemoans the softness of the Army units sent into Korea in '50 and then doesn't grapple with whose responsibility it was to ensure those troops, then garrisoned in Japan, stayed trained and ready?
(Not to mention the racial stuff he sticks in the book.)
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Who did Charlie Dunlap make angry?
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
There are moments I kind of miss the prep & energy of being in flowers on Valentines Day. There are moments I miss the joy of delivery. And that feeling when it's all over & you turn the key on the shop door?
Awesome.
But dealing with the entitled public on the day? Never. Ever.
February 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I feel this so hard.
Lack of $, then blown out knee, then frozen shoulder have kept me away from it for far too long.
You're really motivating me to make it this fall for sure.

I hope you get back on the ice someday, too.
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Shorter Brooks: "In conclusion philosophy is a land of contrasts."
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Gotta wear my Case sweatshirt next week.

I can't wait to see which state schools will be deemed woke.

JAG corps gonna be nothing but Liberty, Ave Maria, and Goerge Mason.
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I was juszt gonna say.
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Feeling good about that Case degree now.
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
There's a burger place in Santa Fe that has, among other dipping sauces for it's duck fat fries, a marshmallow sauce. It seems crazy until you try it.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
*sigh* I mean, you -should- be able to...
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It means the unicorn pony will not be forthcoming.
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
He just burns to be a Real Mountain Man but it always comes off as the kind of fakey hillbilly stuff of 1970's Cracker Barrel and Siver Dollar City.
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
This young woman is writing real person fic in her head and doesn't even realize it.

Frankly. I think a lot of people are and it's one the big reasons we are where we are.
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Just toe-nail'er in.
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
So very very sorry for your loss. Pease and light to you and your family.
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I was just gonna say this. He has such fun turning his image on its head.

He's also a treat doing similar things in Brother Orchid and Larceny Inc.
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's the Real Housewife-ification of society.
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I don't think nearly enough attention is paid to Miller being a David Horowitz acolyte. Horowitz may have photo-negged his politics but he never stopped being a Stalinist in his soul.
And sneering at janitors tells you a lot about Miller's discipline for the hard & boring stuff.
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I've seen some Amish folks try to sell something they call chow chow but it's always a disappointment.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"I like to think you killed a man; it's the romantic in me."
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Finding real chow chow above the Mason-Dixon is nigh impossible. When I go back south, it's a family rule to bring some back.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
AE Cottage Cheese
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Scotcheroos

Chili with Cinnamon Rolls

Hot Roast Beef Sandwich done well

Taco Pizza
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
1. He is a candyass about the cold (likely exacerbated by whatever industrial-grade blood-thinner he's mainlining), so he assumes everyone else is, too.
2. No crowd, so no one can ever top his fantasized "Biggest Inauguration Crowd Ever."
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM