MattstaGraham
@mattstagraham.bsky.social
How many twitters do I gotta make before you buy tickets
“OF detected, opinion rejected” Bro you never heard of supply and demand? She wouldn’t be supplying it if it wasn’t in demand. You’re delusional
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“OF detected, opinion rejected” Bro you never heard of supply and demand? She wouldn’t be supplying it if it wasn’t in demand. You’re delusional
100 men don’t stand a chance because I’m giving the gorilla an AR
May 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
100 men don’t stand a chance because I’m giving the gorilla an AR
I haven’t really said what I’m about in a while during a time where it’s important to be about it.
So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz
So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz
April 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I haven’t really said what I’m about in a while during a time where it’s important to be about it.
So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz
So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz
With his dying breath, Pope Francis called JD Vance a dick
April 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
With his dying breath, Pope Francis called JD Vance a dick
I love that every few years JK Rowling talks again and the internet collectively is like “go fuck your self” like MAN we really are capable of unification sometimes
April 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love that every few years JK Rowling talks again and the internet collectively is like “go fuck your self” like MAN we really are capable of unification sometimes
I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting
April 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting
“Male loneliness epidemic” no, you’re just a large baby who listens to other large babies podcasts
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“Male loneliness epidemic” no, you’re just a large baby who listens to other large babies podcasts
I wonder what Sonic Generations would’ve been like if Jaleel White came back as classic sonic
March 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I wonder what Sonic Generations would’ve been like if Jaleel White came back as classic sonic
“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games
March 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games
The new shrek animation ain’t that bad. People just wanna be being upset
March 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The new shrek animation ain’t that bad. People just wanna be being upset
MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny
February 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny
It is 1:30am I should be asleep
February 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It is 1:30am I should be asleep
Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection.
Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?
Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?
February 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection.
Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?
Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?
I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row
“wHaT aBoUt KeTaMiNe 🥴” YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT
February 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“wHaT aBoUt KeTaMiNe 🥴” YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT
“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts
January 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts
Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️
January 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️
Hi
Do u like my song
Do u like my song
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hi
Do u like my song
Do u like my song
MattstaGraham - Caffeine (Official Video)
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January 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping
January 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping
Stims I have done
- wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy
- rubbing my palms with my thumbs
- shake hands and arms
- flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin)
Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done
- Sieg Heil
- wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy
- rubbing my palms with my thumbs
- shake hands and arms
- flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin)
Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done
- Sieg Heil
January 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stims I have done
- wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy
- rubbing my palms with my thumbs
- shake hands and arms
- flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin)
Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done
- Sieg Heil
- wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy
- rubbing my palms with my thumbs
- shake hands and arms
- flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin)
Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done
- Sieg Heil
Elliott Smith in my rotation to see if my FBI guy even cares
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Elliott Smith in my rotation to see if my FBI guy even cares