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Smally
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Nothing but typos - 🏏 🏉 🚴🏾‍♂️ ⛸️ 🎧 🏳️‍🌈
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📍 WeNo, London🗼
Today at work, a man was washing his beard in the kitchen sink
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kemar Roach with ball in hand, I could cry I'm so happy 🏏 #NZvWI
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It is I, the Horned Viper
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good evening, Kevin
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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If you wanted an example of why the UK needs to build HS2, look to the news that a rush-hour train will travel from Manchester to London but can’t carry passengers.

www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/emp...
Empty trains to Euston highlight why scrapping HS2 to Manchester makes no sense
If you wanted an example of why the UK needs to build HS2, look to the news that a rush-hour train will travel from Manchester to London but can’t carry passengers.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
4-day training course on Tunnelling. Let's go
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
In every household, there's only one person who crosses this threshold. In this household, that person is me.
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
In the time honoured tradition, today was the day I pushed the Christmas tree home on the scooter 2025
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
LegoMasters Australia really is elite
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Workplace vanity
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I have been dealing with arguments between colleagues ALL DAY and I am so tired
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We love a peaceful Friday commute
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Wow, the Americans were not Thankful for their clothing yesterday, were they?
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
That cup of tea on the morning train just hits that bit harder
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Shouldn't be hating green men who can SING
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I find it wild the blurriest selfie I've ever taken is the one doing numbers 😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The irony is not lost on me that the best my body has ever loooked is in December 😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I have the world's smallest mouth ulcer, but I'm behaving like someone's cut my tongue out
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I maintain that I'm a good enough skier to represent Jamaica at the Winter Olympics. I should've been more serious about it
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There is more competition between the men at the yoga class than anywhere else in the world
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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hahahaha chat(gpt) some bigot shite, get banged for expenses
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Music always makes me feel better, really is magical stuff
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Put my lil hat and gloves on for this morning's commute and it's warm again. I can't keep up
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
What's a lil #humpday between friends
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM