Matt Sidor
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Matt Sidor
@mattsidor.org
🏳️‍🌈 Software/Solutions Architect in Seattle, WA.

I help build silly little boxes on web pages, but I pretend I'm building that thing in my banner image.
overdue for a beard trim but I’m kinda digging it, I guess I’m feeling PNW vibes
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
post-workout pizza break
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Some of the details look wonky when you zoom in
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Very easy decision
September 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Canceled my Disney+

Reason: “Other - I stand with Jimmy Kimmel”
September 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
classical twerking [Translate to English]
September 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
September 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“When Voyager beams ABOARD a wounded Hirogen ABOARD, they inadvertently allow ABOARD his prey, a member of Species 8472.”
September 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
More examples
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The energy I bring to bluesky
September 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is not Uranus.

It looks a lot like an image of Saturn from the Cassini probe, tilted on its side with the colors altered.

Below are two real images of Uranus: the first one is in visible light from the Voyager 2 probe, and the second one is in near-infrared from the Keck telescope in Hawaii.
September 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
New meme just dropped
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
August 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“The Demon-Haunted World” by Carl Sagan (1995)
August 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
August 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Woohoo!!! Right on my one-year work anniversary 🎊🥳🎉
July 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Toby was a good boy today at the groomer’s for his nail trim. 💅
July 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
July 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
She was mine 😊
July 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every time we discover one of these, I hope it turns out to be a giant, perfect cylinder with a hatch on one end…
July 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Every time we discover one of these, I hope it turns out to be a giant, perfect cylinder with a hatch on one end…
July 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Love this for you
June 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM