Matt Schulman
@mattschulman.bsky.social
Product Comms at Stripe
They should have rebranded to HBO Matt
May 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They should have rebranded to HBO Matt
Buckle up, world. Me and my kin (white guys in their thirties who enjoy craft beer) are going to be extra insufferable as we dig into this one
March 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Buckle up, world. Me and my kin (white guys in their thirties who enjoy craft beer) are going to be extra insufferable as we dig into this one
Don't know if I can justify paying Netflix $17.99 per month just to watch Seinfeld reruns when I'm feeling sad
February 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Don't know if I can justify paying Netflix $17.99 per month just to watch Seinfeld reruns when I'm feeling sad
Beef bourguignon? More like beef boioioioioioioioiong
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Beef bourguignon? More like beef boioioioioioioioiong
I asked Grok to generate an image of Daniel Penny as a penny handing out a bunch of pennies
February 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I asked Grok to generate an image of Daniel Penny as a penny handing out a bunch of pennies
Too many profoundly brilliant and jaw-droppingly stupid things are happening at the same time
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Too many profoundly brilliant and jaw-droppingly stupid things are happening at the same time
But she caught me on the counter (It was DEI)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It was DEI)
I even had her in the shower (It was DEI)
She even caught me on camera (It was DEI)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It was DEI)
I even had her in the shower (It was DEI)
She even caught me on camera (It was DEI)
January 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
But she caught me on the counter (It was DEI)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It was DEI)
I even had her in the shower (It was DEI)
She even caught me on camera (It was DEI)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It was DEI)
I even had her in the shower (It was DEI)
She even caught me on camera (It was DEI)
BREAKING: Following Trump's executive order, all trendy brunch spots that don't take reservations must be shut down by Sunday
January 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
BREAKING: Following Trump's executive order, all trendy brunch spots that don't take reservations must be shut down by Sunday
Anyone who says "go sportsball!" or a similar phrase gets kicked out of the Super Bowl party
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Anyone who says "go sportsball!" or a similar phrase gets kicked out of the Super Bowl party
It was written in the stars that my first podcast appearance would mostly be about how I despise Philly sports....and here we are.
youtu.be/SSjWbruegwY?...
youtu.be/SSjWbruegwY?...
Eagles vs Commanders NFC Championship Preview | Jalen Hurts Injury & Rivalry Heats Up
YouTube video by Fanatics & Analytics
youtu.be
January 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It was written in the stars that my first podcast appearance would mostly be about how I despise Philly sports....and here we are.
youtu.be/SSjWbruegwY?...
youtu.be/SSjWbruegwY?...
LinkedIn Pro is great. It tells you exactly which salespeople looked at your profile seconds before they message you about something that’s completely irrelevant to your life/work
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
LinkedIn Pro is great. It tells you exactly which salespeople looked at your profile seconds before they message you about something that’s completely irrelevant to your life/work
He wanted to be the main character today. It’s a familiar cycle:
-The new right does something offensive to fuel outrage/get attention
-Normie libs take the bait and amplify the provocation
-The new right feigns offense over the outrage they purposefully manufactured
It’s all profoundly stupid
-The new right does something offensive to fuel outrage/get attention
-Normie libs take the bait and amplify the provocation
-The new right feigns offense over the outrage they purposefully manufactured
It’s all profoundly stupid
January 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He wanted to be the main character today. It’s a familiar cycle:
-The new right does something offensive to fuel outrage/get attention
-Normie libs take the bait and amplify the provocation
-The new right feigns offense over the outrage they purposefully manufactured
It’s all profoundly stupid
-The new right does something offensive to fuel outrage/get attention
-Normie libs take the bait and amplify the provocation
-The new right feigns offense over the outrage they purposefully manufactured
It’s all profoundly stupid
If you're a startup comms person, you need to constantly make shit happen. Not having "news" is not an excuse
January 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you're a startup comms person, you need to constantly make shit happen. Not having "news" is not an excuse
No PR Pro whose primary function is traditional media relations should feel super comfortable right now
Interestingly, as part of today’s cuts/changes, the Washington Post is changing up its PR strategy, launching a “Star Talent Unit” and eliminating dedicated PR pushes to traditional and broadcast outlets.
January 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
No PR Pro whose primary function is traditional media relations should feel super comfortable right now
MONTHS OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS:
12) January
11) February
10) March
9) November
8) December
7) August
6) July
5) April
4) June
3) September
2) May
1) October
12) January
11) February
10) March
9) November
8) December
7) August
6) July
5) April
4) June
3) September
2) May
1) October
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
MONTHS OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS:
12) January
11) February
10) March
9) November
8) December
7) August
6) July
5) April
4) June
3) September
2) May
1) October
12) January
11) February
10) March
9) November
8) December
7) August
6) July
5) April
4) June
3) September
2) May
1) October
Can't believe it's 2024. Time flies!
January 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Can't believe it's 2024. Time flies!
Passage from Life and Fate, written in the 1950s. Achingly poignant.
December 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Passage from Life and Fate, written in the 1950s. Achingly poignant.
I for one am shocked that the Hawk Tuah meme coin didn't turn out to be a sound investment
December 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I for one am shocked that the Hawk Tuah meme coin didn't turn out to be a sound investment
My new biggest fear in life is that someone will discover my ChatGPT prompt history
December 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
My new biggest fear in life is that someone will discover my ChatGPT prompt history
"Please check this ASAP Matt" is an extremely obnoxious subject line for a sales email
December 5, 2024 at 5:29 PM
"Please check this ASAP Matt" is an extremely obnoxious subject line for a sales email
Reposted by Matt Schulman
Journalists & reporters, I would your love ideas on the best way to get your peers here. We’re building the infrastructure for global conversationbut with the openness and tools that allow you to create your own experiences upon that infrastructure. Build with us.👇
November 22, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Journalists & reporters, I would your love ideas on the best way to get your peers here. We’re building the infrastructure for global conversationbut with the openness and tools that allow you to create your own experiences upon that infrastructure. Build with us.👇
I read a lot of articles online, but struggle with focus.
I signed up for a paper subscription to The Economist and it's been a game changer. I forgot how great it is to flip through a real magazine.
It's 100% worth it if you're like me and just need a break from screens.
I signed up for a paper subscription to The Economist and it's been a game changer. I forgot how great it is to flip through a real magazine.
It's 100% worth it if you're like me and just need a break from screens.
November 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I read a lot of articles online, but struggle with focus.
I signed up for a paper subscription to The Economist and it's been a game changer. I forgot how great it is to flip through a real magazine.
It's 100% worth it if you're like me and just need a break from screens.
I signed up for a paper subscription to The Economist and it's been a game changer. I forgot how great it is to flip through a real magazine.
It's 100% worth it if you're like me and just need a break from screens.
If you're looking for a sane, concise, and well-argued read, I can't recommend "On Settler Colonialism" by Adam Kirsch highly enough
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
If you're looking for a sane, concise, and well-argued read, I can't recommend "On Settler Colonialism" by Adam Kirsch highly enough
Reposted by Matt Schulman
“The latest vote count shows that Donald J. Trump won the popular vote by one of the smallest margins since the 19th century.” www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/u...
The ‘Landslide’ That Wasn’t: Trump and Allies Pump Up His Narrow Victory
The latest vote count shows that Donald J. Trump won the popular vote by one of the smallest margins since the 19th century. But Mr. Trump claims a “powerful mandate.”
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
“The latest vote count shows that Donald J. Trump won the popular vote by one of the smallest margins since the 19th century.” www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/u...
Considering making this my "unhinged" account
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Considering making this my "unhinged" account