matt ranalletta
@mattran.bsky.social
in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend
HE SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
HE SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP
morning in Brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
morning in Brooklyn
they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat
making Jodie read my application essays
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
making Jodie read my application essays
good morning we’re applying to grad school
October 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
good morning we’re applying to grad school
Jodie holding on for dear life as I get raptured
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jodie holding on for dear life as I get raptured
me if I’m not raptured today
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
me if I’m not raptured today
I'm being shadowbanned on Twitter just like Club Chalamet so I'm posting this here too
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm being shadowbanned on Twitter just like Club Chalamet so I'm posting this here too
Waiting for the release of the new March/April dates of Gaga tickets. Paws up. But paws down as we wait.
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Waiting for the release of the new March/April dates of Gaga tickets. Paws up. But paws down as we wait.
the oldest Murdoch daughter’s name is Prue?
September 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the oldest Murdoch daughter’s name is Prue?
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
why is this so funny... imagine if airlines sent you emails like this
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
why is this so funny... imagine if airlines sent you emails like this
love watching The Gilded Age
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
love watching The Gilded Age
my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low
Andrew Cuomo is ugly pass it on
June 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Andrew Cuomo is ugly pass it on
imagine not having a cat
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
imagine not having a cat