Matt Nelsen
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Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
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Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
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Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
"in a controversial video posted last week". How is a video that says the exact same thing that every military ethics textbook says on page one of chapter one "controversial", @cnn.com ?
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"in a controversial video posted last week". How is a video that says the exact same thing that every military ethics textbook says on page one of chapter one "controversial", @cnn.com ?
It's like reverse "A Few Good Men"
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's like reverse "A Few Good Men"
Joe Rogan, who is nominally a comedian, hurr-durring along with an asshole who's telling him he can be replaced by a glass and aluminum rectangle
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Joe Rogan, who is nominally a comedian, hurr-durring along with an asshole who's telling him he can be replaced by a glass and aluminum rectangle
Hey @cnn.com , why no quote from Senator Cassidy on if this is faithful to the promise he extracted from Kennedy in exchange for his support of his nomination?
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hey @cnn.com , why no quote from Senator Cassidy on if this is faithful to the promise he extracted from Kennedy in exchange for his support of his nomination?
Next week on CDC dot gov: "Repealing seat belt laws will reduce the number of people who get cancer"
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
CDC.gov
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Next week on CDC dot gov: "Repealing seat belt laws will reduce the number of people who get cancer"
Oh hey, it's a video of the guy who got a billion dollars from the Saudis
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh hey, it's a video of the guy who got a billion dollars from the Saudis
Didn't the attorney general co-sign these docs?
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Didn't the attorney general co-sign these docs?
That's basically the Hulk, I think
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's basically the Hulk, I think
Give home some credit. At least he didn't say he hasn't heard about food and hasn't looked into it yet
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Give home some credit. At least he didn't say he hasn't heard about food and hasn't looked into it yet
You can strip out the copper wiring to trade with the Bullet Farm in exchange for a share of Mother's Milk from the Citadel
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You can strip out the copper wiring to trade with the Bullet Farm in exchange for a share of Mother's Milk from the Citadel
They're trying to atone for VAR
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They're trying to atone for VAR
Ask him to explain the offside rule
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ask him to explain the offside rule
I wonder what odds the bookies are giving on who will win it?
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I wonder what odds the bookies are giving on who will win it?
I think we're looking at at model trained exclusively on Trump. 20 minutes at 60 fps gives you 72,000 still images and probably every possible transition between phonemes multiple times. A static background and constrained movements keeps things simple enough to avoid obvious glitches
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think we're looking at at model trained exclusively on Trump. 20 minutes at 60 fps gives you 72,000 still images and probably every possible transition between phonemes multiple times. A static background and constrained movements keeps things simple enough to avoid obvious glitches
If they fuck up they know they'll get bailed out like every other time the "smartest guys in the room" bet large with other people's money.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If they fuck up they know they'll get bailed out like every other time the "smartest guys in the room" bet large with other people's money.
Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
Was Spirit Halloween running low on "Versailles 1788" costumes?
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Was Spirit Halloween running low on "Versailles 1788" costumes?
He knows that he won't be impeached and removed, and he's the boss of the cops. He'll do anything he wants until he's stopped otherwise.
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
He knows that he won't be impeached and removed, and he's the boss of the cops. He'll do anything he wants until he's stopped otherwise.
But the white South African "refugees" that are already here are sad they can't return home for a visit without losing their USA residency privileges
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
But the white South African "refugees" that are already here are sad they can't return home for a visit without losing their USA residency privileges
Nobody could have seen it coming!
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nobody could have seen it coming!
Once you hate yourself the rest of easy
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Once you hate yourself the rest of easy
Imagining a Stravinsky ballet with these guys passing artillery shells back and forth
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Imagining a Stravinsky ballet with these guys passing artillery shells back and forth