Matt Morain
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Matt Morain
@mattmorain.bsky.social
Amateur woodworker. Professional wordworker. I like my coffee black, my dogs scruffy, and my commas Oxford. The world's preeminent scholar on what is, and what is not, The Fast and the Furious.
Makes sense and thank you.

(If Pizza Huts served Malort in the Hey Dude era we might’ve gotten a lot more of the latter)
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Ok but,

“Let yourself go, at Pizza Hut” [nihilism]

and

“Let yourself go at Pizza Hut” [I am not only determined but now empowered to fight the god that did this to me]

are very different and I need to know which you thought
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This was the style of, like, all of the fantasy and sci-fi novels I remember browsing at my smalltown library when I was looking for my next read without any guidance. LOT of bad ones.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Can’t help but to share Marcello’s excellent big swing here from last week: youtu.be/ksjGY42UQVg?...
Sebastian Maniscalco - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*dec 2002
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Marty I feel like I might owe you an apology but first I have a few questions
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Was about to conclude with the fact that this came out in Dec 2022 and feels a whole lot like "trying to get through to Tony Soprano, who loved the History Channel, through his nephew Christopher Moltisanti's Hollywood career" but update Vietnam to Afghanistan and Iraq, and welp
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The last half hour is just what if ken burns only had 30 minutes to condense Howard Zinn's A People's History for driver's ed class
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The history of celebrated American media really does just what it all comes down to youth pastor sketch groups huh
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The generous interpretation is that he's a Male Emotions Smuggler but couldn't figure out how to make the route shorter than two and a half hours
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
We have all of us been living for decades under the thumb of Martin Scorsese's unreckonedwith generational childhood trauma as the standard for Great Film
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Absolute clownshoes Emotional Maturity 101
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Truthstorian
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM