Mattie Lee 🎄
@mattielee.bsky.social
"See the screaming hot black steaming iridescent naugahyde python screaming steam roller"
picture of me and the staff who operate my skynet account.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
picture of me and the staff who operate my skynet account.
Middle school lied to me.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Middle school lied to me.
She just got Falfed!
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
She just got Falfed!
All those fancy degrees get you one extra syllable per word!
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
All those fancy degrees get you one extra syllable per word!
All successful businesses are built on lies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
All successful businesses are built on lies.
She's quite sensitive.
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
She's quite sensitive.
Now that's a man who knows how to give a compliment.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Now that's a man who knows how to give a compliment.
Getting to know the inner me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Getting to know the inner me.
Ted's dead, so now he can go fuck himself.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Ted's dead, so now he can go fuck himself.
If you know, then you know that is not what she answered.
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you know, then you know that is not what she answered.
It's all in the delivery.
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's all in the delivery.
From the upcoming "Little Slaughter House On The Prairie" movie
That's pure nightmare fuel.
That's pure nightmare fuel.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
From the upcoming "Little Slaughter House On The Prairie" movie
That's pure nightmare fuel.
That's pure nightmare fuel.
Welp, my Vikings playoff hopes are toast. Guess there's always next year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Welp, my Vikings playoff hopes are toast. Guess there's always next year.
What is a really good 90s movie which people seem to have completely forgotten about?🖤
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What is a really good 90s movie which people seem to have completely forgotten about?🖤
The final battle commences.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The final battle commences.
Post Someone in a SANTA HAT 🎅 🖤
It's Weasel Claws!!
It's Weasel Claws!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post Someone in a SANTA HAT 🎅 🖤
It's Weasel Claws!!
It's Weasel Claws!!
Plenty of good grub, though.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Plenty of good grub, though.
Watch out for that ocean spray.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Watch out for that ocean spray.
He wears a goalie mask because he prevents scores.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
He wears a goalie mask because he prevents scores.
Happy Thanksgiving, Skynet.
I'm truly thankful for all of you. This is, by far, the best social media site I participate in.
I'm truly thankful for all of you. This is, by far, the best social media site I participate in.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Skynet.
I'm truly thankful for all of you. This is, by far, the best social media site I participate in.
I'm truly thankful for all of you. This is, by far, the best social media site I participate in.
Mood for the rest of today. Off for a few hours sleep before the real cookery begins. Good night, Skynet.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Mood for the rest of today. Off for a few hours sleep before the real cookery begins. Good night, Skynet.
I haven't seen orbs this dangerous since Phantasm.
Can't wait for everybody to put my balls in their mouth.
Thanksgiving is on like a crouton.
Can't wait for everybody to put my balls in their mouth.
Thanksgiving is on like a crouton.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I haven't seen orbs this dangerous since Phantasm.
Can't wait for everybody to put my balls in their mouth.
Thanksgiving is on like a crouton.
Can't wait for everybody to put my balls in their mouth.
Thanksgiving is on like a crouton.