Mattie Kay
mattie-kay.bsky.social
Mattie Kay
@mattie-kay.bsky.social
#BlueCrew
hook up, he's a great kisser, give him your number, hope for the best

him later: "𝒲𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃?"

sigh
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Forever tired of this
March 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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🤣
March 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I think about this daily
March 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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shemails are not ok.. hemails are fine
March 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I am no hero.
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
since 2001
AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
finally, revenge on the beauty influencers who shot him down
January 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Omg is their Plata smooth or what!? #tequila

siempretequila.com/our-tequila/...
Our Tequila - Siempre Tequila
siempretequila.com
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Plumber Man
a period of 11 months contains the releases of all these films:

Dog Man
Wolf Man
Better Man
Monkey Man
Different Man
Hit Man
Working Man
January 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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🤔
January 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Just For Men is a product for pushing-50 men who look at themselves in the mirror and earnestly think "I still got a chance with a sexy college coed" and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Replaced by a robot
January 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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#BRICS
#Elon
Can we have a healthy conversation about BRICS who is actively trying to push us off the world stage and destroy the dollar?
Most of the PayPay mafia is from S. Africa and most #TechBros recruit H1B Visas from India and China and we know Elon’s relationship with The Kremlin?
December 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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I'm not exaggerating or doing a bit. I lost a decade of my life in a controlling dehumanizing relationship, a 1-person cult because I didn't take this advice when it was given to me by people who cared.
Without traumadumping I can say from personal experience that if your partner demands telephone transparency you need to RUN. You are in danger.
January 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Misophonia gang RISE UP
What's better than enjoying a movie surrounded by the sounds of a hundred strangers crinkling food wrappers while loudly crunching and slurping on stinky ass food? Why even eat POPCORN? It's a 2 hour film you can go that long without stuffing your gullet. I promise.
January 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Do we think he has a small head?
January 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Like one Dandy fucking Lion
December 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Since H-1B visas are all in the news & socials this week, I'm gonna plug my friend and colleague @pallavib.bsky.social's award-winning book, "The Opportunity Trap," which explores the gendered dimension of H-1B visas and how they affect workers' families. nyupress.org/978147982515...
The Opportunity Trap
Winner, 2024 Global Sociology Book Award, given by the Canadian Sociological Association Winner of the 2024 Silver Medal for the Canada West Non-Fiction cate...
nyupress.org
December 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM