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Matt
@matthumbert.bsky.social
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Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.
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Aurora borealis Aurora borealis Aurora borealis Aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Middle initial F
MF DOOMs Mm..Food album cover in a diner
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Wake vs NCST has ascended and achieved football perfection in 15 minutes
Wake vs NCST has ascended
September 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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dril tweet: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
September 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I have literally never seen a win probability chart as a straight line
99.9% win probability all game
September 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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“Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Dramatic Gopher was 1/2 successfully distracting the Buffalo kicker
Huntington Bank Stadium scoreboard in the distance, with the “angry gopher” meme staring onto the field and attempting to throw off the opposing kicker
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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2019 vs Penn State, and there’s a significant gap to #2
A child-sized beardo fist pumping and cheering loudly in 2019 for Minnesota vs Penn State
August 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Super Gore Nest from DOOM Eternal
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Pinhead saying “Oh, no tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”
May 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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How do you manage pain? - I simply live with the pain.
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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YouTube thumbnail for the 2003 Michigan vs Minnesota game, a loss that defined a generation of Gopher fans
May 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I have receipts
me standing in front of the Rose Bowl entrance, wearing a Homefield Apparel Gopher t-shirt and hoochie daddy shorts
May 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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In this household we recognize only one Satanic antipope
Papa V Perpetua, the latest frontman from the Swedish rock band Ghost.
May 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Rudy got his revenge for this
Luka’s winning shot over Rudy in Game 2 of the 2024 Western Conference Finals
May 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Chat, is that 4th quarter 5-man lineup good?
Minnesota Timberwolves offense and defensive ratings for 5-man lineups in the playoffs. The starting lineup of Conley, Gobert, Randle, Ant and McDaniels has a net rating of 12.9. The 4th Quarter lineup of Randle, Ragu, Naz, Ant and McDaniels has a net rating of 53.3!
April 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Man looking down, with chyron subtitles reading “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
April 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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PlayoffStatus dot com is the 🐐 for rooting interests.
The Timberwolves playoff seeding best case scenario is beating the Jazz, Houston beating Denver, and Golden State beating the Clippers. In that scenario, Wolves end up the #4 seed in the Western Conference. PlayoffStatus.com estimates an 85% chance of finishing with at least the 5th seed and no lower than 6th with a win, thus avoiding the play-in.
April 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Same energy.
Kid Goku from Dragon Ball with pink eyes, like a stoner
March 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Manga panel from Jujitsu Kaisen of Sukuna roasting Jogo, “Spoken like a true loser.”
March 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Fuck around on the x-axis of a graph, Find out on the y-axis. The more you fuck around, the more you find out.
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Lyrics from Ghost’s “He Is”: We’re standing here by the abyss Lyrics from Ghost’s “He Is”: And the world is in flames Lyrics from Ghost’s “He Is”: the guidance of the morning stars Lyrics from Ghost’s “He Is”: will lead the way into the void
March 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Characters from South Park twisting their nipples with the caption, “oh gee, that’s terrible…”
March 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Mike Meyers as Wayne Campbell from “Wayne’s World” holding up a cue card stating “This man had no penis” written on the back.
March 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Human minds crave simple explanations and certainty, part of why narratives like vaccines -> autism persist. And yet, our collected knowledge suggests the nature of reality is capricious, random and complex.

It’s ok to say while we don’t know the cause of something, we can rule certain things out.
No rigorous studies have found links between autism and vaccines or medications, or their components such as thimerosal or formaldehyde.
March 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM