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matt_honey
@matthoney.bsky.social
he/they || calm until high-pitched || Twitch Affiliate, Actor, Singer, Writer

Twitch.tv/matt_honey
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We're... LIVE???

Yeah, I wanted to play Dispatch (and also chit chat hehehe)

twitch.tv/matt_honey if ur keen
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sorry balds, but my hair is eating today
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I must post about a first ever 3 star 5 cost in TFT even if this game is making me wanna throw myself off a high perch
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Gimme $20 and a tender night’s kiss and I do it
August 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I can't talk about my throat health ig...
August 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Were they girl horses or…?
August 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh nooooo whatever shall I do???

Nah frfr, I’ve had a VERY lengthy conversation with a dear friend about all this shit, we both found out at around the same time and we are more than pissed about every action they made, alongside all their groupies
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I have a lot of meat I don’t know what to do with
July 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
... I didn't even mean to this time
May 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I was fully shitting but I was looking cunty so… 🫡
May 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I can nary be stopped
May 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
SURPRISE STREAM I wanna play Blue Prince so I am >:)

twitch.tv/matt_honey
April 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
WE'RESOBACKWE'RESOBACK
twitch.tv/matt_honey
April 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The comp that got me my diamond place for knowers/carers
March 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yo srry I've been MIA this weekend I finally hit Diamond on Set 13 before this TFT set ends

I did record the game, may edit it, it was a DOOZY of a game for sureeee
March 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I find new ways to baffle the Twitch program
March 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Yuh
February 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
can't say anything these days FUCK
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I still got some work to do but my little recording space is legit so fucking good

Now I just need a consistently-not-asshole upstairs neighbors and WE’RE FUCKING SET
February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Overall, gaming is not what works for me and what my plans for my future are.

I'm still streaming, but I'm making a switch to focus more on making content that fills my cup <3
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m gonna try to go live today and just be on for as much as I can

Imagine Stardew Valley, Balatro, Fortnite, Elden Ring, or whatever else my brain decides to play
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
LIVE ON THE TWITCH NOW
nerd games but with good ass music
January 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
WE'RE LIVE NOW, BALATRO TIME SLUTS

mayhaps some Marvel Rivals too if I'm feeling really keen
January 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
OH SHIT WE DID IT EMERALD TIME BITCHES

I'll say it every time, but I feel genuinely good at a game for the first time in my life, and I'm so happy I'm enjoying it, good and bad moments

(ignore Tony Shalhoub)
January 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM