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Matt Hogan
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Thank God there's a points system to deliver dopamine straight to my brain when I leave reviews on Google!

Maybe if I leave more reviews to earn a higher score on the leaderboard, MY reviews will be more visible, and my voice will finally carry weight in society.

Will this boost me on Google+?
A screenshot of my Google account receiving "+23 points" for leaving a rating and review of a business, with the breakdown: Ratings +1, Reviews +10, Answers +2, Bonus points= Detailed review +10 There are buttons at the bottom of the screen that say "Done," and "Contribute more in Maps"
September 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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If we just had one of these then the cops wouldn't be mad at us anymore 🥹
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends from the early 2000's kids cartoon "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
June 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Post your comfort album
The Books' "The Lemon of Pink" is a strange and cluttered album that maintains a sense of peace from start to finish.
April 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Murderers right now:
Shirtless skater at the start of the Airport level of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
April 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Part of me is mad at haribo, part of me is entranced by the "sorting hat"
Haribo Harry Potter gummies on display Looking closer, we see funko-esque Ron, and and drawings of what the gummies look like, including scabbers in white, a lightning bolt in blue, and the sorting hat in red. The actual gummies inside the bag are white blobs that look gross. Same image as before, reframed to highlight the sorting hat, which absolutely looks like a veiny red dildo
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Time to start reading this book I have on this exact phenomenon that recurs throughout history, I guess
No One Man Should Have All That Power by Amos Barshad
February 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
A quick Googling has shared this insigh
Overview "Norman Quentin Cook, better known as Fatboy Slim, is an English musician who helped [REDACTED]... Wikipedia
February 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Yep! That's me: the Fresh Flounder Fillet left in the Pepsi display at the grocery store checkout. I bet you're wondering how I got here...
A Pepsi brand refrigerator with a bag of celery and a plastic container of pale slime(?) surrounded by Pepsi and mountain dew A closeup of the slime container reveals that it is labelled "fresh flounder fillet"
February 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Watch TV, I guess? Fiction is easier to digest than the news.
February 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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It's free real estate
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Currently only $4.99 on the PS Store
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Sup
A picture of me wearing the exact same shirt
January 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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This rules
OUTPACE COUNTERPROGRAM RECUT
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
matthogan.bsky.social
Found this in my closet. Snapped a shot and would absolutely make this the cover of my studio album.
A tangle of shopping bags, a sleeping bag, and a tent piled up in my closet. The hand of a forgotten baby doll peeks out from beneath the clutter.
December 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
2013 is the way to go
The Toyotaest Camry there has ever been
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
matthogan.bsky.social
Looks like a face
A close crop of the original photo (flowers in a window) where the reflection of the plant resembles a human face complete with two eyes, eyebrows, a nose and a smile. The face looks like it could be hunched down to the ground, elbows pointing up as the hands press into the ground in-line with the person's chest. They are looking intently at a bug
November 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Hospital night was ass, but hospital day???

Not as bad, but notably more painful at the end (I got surgery).
Me giving a goblin looking face to the selfie screen. I'm sporting a mustache, wearing a hospital robe, gown and metallic hair cap. My eyes are kinda squinty, and my teeth are lazily bared. Same fit, same location, different vibe. This selfie is from a higher angle, and I'm gazing up at the camera with awe. My eyes are open, eyebrows slightly raised like a puppy dog. My lips curl into a subtle smile, making me look vaguely like Jeremy Allen White, but if he had a mustache.
November 28, 2024 at 3:46 AM
matthogan.bsky.social
It's hospital night 🤣🏥👻
Me with a mustache and an I.V. in my arm with a forced smile, and half-closed eyes. The vibe is accepting an uncomfortable situation with chillness and cowabungatude.
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 AM
matthogan.bsky.social
Then compare it to her father's work!

(I just learned about Artemisia from a play called "The Light and the Dark" by Kate Hamill, and want to tell everyone to watch it)
Orazio Gentileschi's interpretation of Judith with no blood, and the disembodied head looking more like a dude sleeping; chilling.
November 13, 2024 at 4:56 AM
matthogan.bsky.social
*a portal emerges from the earth in front of you*
Dean Ween making a funny dramatic frown face
October 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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I'm reluctant to throw any compliment towards Wizards of the Coast, but the 2024 DnD Player's Handbook is pretty fucking good.

Those who wrote it, illustrated for it, formatted it, and made it happen did a very good job!

Here are non-white bards, 2014* vs. 2024 in the PH

*Least white
2014 Player's Handbook Bard illustration. A guy with a goatee and a hat that covers his eyes is depicted as a bard. 2024 Player's Handbook depicts a black woman with a book of history or poetry who fits into the specific subclass of "College of Lore," and there is joy expressed in her eyes.
September 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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this is where I post from
Toilet with an exercise machine placed intelligently before it
August 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Is this anything?
Facebook post by me that reads: Meta AI: What can you imagine happening at the Olympics? Me: A table showing the top five swimmers displaying their times down to the nano second and the sequence of the first nine digits of the swimmer in third place is Mark Zuckerberg's SSN *the sound of me smacking enter so hard my keyboard snaps in half hotdog style*
July 26, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Okay, I'm gonna need to bust out the power ups for performance enhancement
Picture of a salmon labeled "salmon, +5 Salmona"
July 11, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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I asked my girlfriend (with whom I share mutual love) for a drawing prompt, and she said "robot chair," so this is what I made tonight:
It's robot with two chunky wheels on either side, and one of those wacky wheels that can roll in any direction in the front. It has a round hub in the center with a speaker on the side that's projecting sound lines with a ? And a !, and a cushion that tilts forward or backward by sliding along a slot on the hub. The right arm has a cushioned arm rest, while the left arm has a cup holder at the end of an articulating arm. The seat back is cushioned around a rectangular screen that has an EKG squiggle on it. Text says "Robot Chair — Display on back for personality — Holds cups at the algorithmically perfect height — Requests to be sat on ;) — Rolls around, finds you — One of those high tech wheels that can roll sideways — seat tilts for enhanced scooping" if you actually got through this whole alt text descriptions, your curiosity is incredibly thorough, and I believe you deserve a medal. The first person who quote reposts with the caption "everyone should follow this guy" gets a T-shirt
June 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM